Comments on Zioncheck for President: The Official Movie-Deal Press Release

oh, no. no, no no no. grant is the bastard child of a young JACK NICHOLSON mated to himself, snail-style. but kind of sexier. well. at least i think so, but i'm a notorious whore.

I will be played by Adrian Ryan. You can watch the Phil Campbell character try to seduce my character on the dance-floor at Re-bar. You can see the Grant Cogswell character try to seduce my character throughout the movie.

Paulus, what do you mean, "try to seduce'?

Paulus, what do you mean, "try to seduce"?

Paulus, what do you mean, "try to seduce"?

Sorry about the triple-comment...I don't often post on comment sections! But Paulus really shouldn't be fabricating stuff.

Funny, I don't remember Cthulhu being present at Grant's steering committee meetings.

C'mon Phil, have you already forgotten your dirty dancing ways?

Sorry Phil, I still consider you part of this filthy little family. I forget that you have a reputation to uphold out in the real world.

For the record, Phil has never tried to seduce me, either on or off the dance floor.

The boy knows how to shake it, though.

No, no. I'm not worried about my reputation these days. My joke was too vague. I was actually trying to insinuate that you, Paulus, are not that difficult to seduce. So there really wouldn't be a lot of 'trying' involved, see?

It's always sad when I have to explain my own jokes. Very, very sad. No doubt this is just ruining my book sales. I'm going to stop posting stuff now.

I hope the filmmakers will be able to work in the fact that Grant has a tattoo of the City of Seattle logo on his body. I know this because I've seen him naked (we used to work out at the same gym).

Obviously Phil should be played by Brecken Meyer

I was thinking Andy Dick with a dye job.

Phil, thanks for the umbrella.

Hello

I want to all of you know, World is mine, and yoursite good

Bye