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Give Lindy West a TV show.

Posted by Josh Feit | March 22, 2007 9:58 AM

oh, i was so proud of myself when i saw that sticker and figured out that cummin was an engine brand with the power stroke! isn't that so charming and clever?!

i choose the demon-warner, though - i'm thinking the chevy owner snuggle would have a trite ending, and who KNOWS what kinda adventurous cuddling the phone-hater would be.

Posted by z is for xylophone | March 22, 2007 10:03 AM

#2, for the beautiful view of the lake.

Posted by Jason | March 22, 2007 10:04 AM

#2, because they'd be able to entertain me while cuddling instead of trying to go straight for the "good" stuff

Posted by Joey the Girl | March 22, 2007 10:08 AM

Not 2, that's obviously Charles Mudede. Not 1, because I'm more of a Ford man (I guess). Nope the ones who catch my eye are the ladies driving 80's model, domestic, 2 liter cars with the "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair" stickers. I'll buy you a pack of Camel Lights any day, my sweet Amber.

Posted by The_Pope_Of_Chili_Town | March 22, 2007 10:15 AM

i choose the guy with the schizophrenic folk art backyard right at the lake city way entry to i-5.

Posted by Max Solomon | March 22, 2007 10:23 AM

The diesels are made by Cummins, not Cummin. Stupid asshole or stupid crazy, I think I'll pass.

Posted by Fnarf | March 22, 2007 10:34 AM

Ha ha ha, let's all make fun of the disturbed Vietnam Veteran! It is in excellent taste and is so easy to do. Nice!

Posted by raildog | March 22, 2007 10:39 AM

Have you ever seen the "Calvin" stickers depicting him peeing on a Ford/Chevy logo.

I want one with Calvin peeing on the bible just to see how many people open fire on me. I live in MO after all...

Posted by Mike in MO | March 22, 2007 10:58 AM

Mike in MO-
I've seen the Calvin peeing stickers and the Calvin praying before the cross pictures. Maybe you could get both, and have Calvin peeing on the Calvin praying. Then you could add a gay twist to the peeing on religion thing. It'll get you shot all that quicker.

Posted by him | March 22, 2007 11:11 AM

How about a Calvin peeing on a Calvin peeing on a Jesus fish eating a Darwin fish?

Posted by Lindy | March 22, 2007 11:17 AM

I don't know - which one is cuter - and which one is female?

I am such a guy sometimes ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 22, 2007 11:53 AM

him> I love it! I would give myself five minutes before the bullets start flying.

Lindy> Don't over think things.

Posted by Mike in MO | March 22, 2007 12:00 PM

#2 misspelled "bulletin". As with the Stranger's Lovelab, anyone who can't be bothered to spellcheck their message to the world doesn't deserve any nookie.

Posted by Schola cocksucka | March 22, 2007 12:15 PM

Who needs Savage Love when you can get comprehensive sex advice from the back of a Chevy S-10?

Posted by horatiosanzserif | March 22, 2007 12:29 PM

Definitely #1. That sticker is hot. I was going to say #2, but bad spelling is a deal-breaker.

Posted by Trucker | March 22, 2007 1:13 PM

I think #1 and #2 should be filmed cuddling together. Then that should be posted on YouTube. I mean, duh.

Posted by treacle | March 22, 2007 1:23 PM

#2, easy. Crazy people are totally better,"cuddling" with, than regular fucking idiots.

Posted by Dougsf | March 22, 2007 1:38 PM

@16 - hmm. good point. bad spelurs frequently aren't GIB either ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 22, 2007 2:50 PM

I am Robert acknowleging people summonsed via Email

I need to explain to the many curious, and what im doing

Someone or one's have been summonzing people from other communities to drive in this area, and tune into a certain frequency to listen to whats supposed to be myself, and Mrs Zima 87 yrs having an activity. We both live in yellow house family pictures are in front of store.

Im here not knowing who is or isn't the ones from another community until once in a while one of them will let me hear the noise, as they pass. As they are asked not to look at me.

This has gone on for many weeks.

Sometime at 2 or even 3AM when everyone is retired I will be out here to prove this isn't happening to those summoned via Email.

Please if anyone knows the guilty party, frequency or information please write PO Box 126.


Posted by Robert | March 22, 2007 4:39 PM

#20 - Looks like Seattleite #2 has identified himself....

Still better than #1.

Posted by kb | March 22, 2007 5:03 PM

The situation sounds very stressful for you, but I have to say that if no one else is aware of what is going on, it is very possible that what you are experiencing is the result of mental illness. Have you considered that? I'm not trying to discount your experience, just giving you my perspective.

Also, I have seen you out on Fairview in some terrible weather, all night. Please take care of yourself - its cold and wet out there.


Posted by Jude Fawley | March 22, 2007 6:32 PM

Yes, I too worry for Robert's health, seeing as he's been known to sleep outdoors in the rain. All the "flashlight blessings" in the world won't stave away pneumonia.

Posted by John | March 23, 2007 4:55 AM

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