Spinach plus an adolescent novel plus...?
I can't say I've ever tried mayonnaise as a lubricant while whacking off to a Judy Blume novel.
I meant to put a reference to being high in there, but I like forgot...
Gross, this reminds me of the time I saw a bum using a large jar of mayo to lubricate his goblin feet on pike!
Hope this doesn't ruin your plans.
Y'know, instead of shouting "I AM SINGLE" on SLOG, you could have just placed an ad in your online personals instead.
If I wasn`t stoned would this make any sense?
That's unspeakably disgusting.
Ahh, Best Foods, how I miss your familar, warm jingle. Hellman's isn't quite the same.
Seems like a waste of perfectly good weed to me.
"Catherine, this is Ralph."
A classic piece!
You had the munchies, so you made a sandwich out of a book?
I am SO not getting what this is supposed to be.
That's weed? You guys need to find a better source for dime bags.
I enjoyed the last weekend plan like this, but fuck... I want the AFTER blog... Or at least a picture of you with the mayo. Or maybe I don't...
I'll clear this up:
1. that is weed. a google image search not his actual bag of weed.
2. the mayo is for lube to jack off to, I'm assuming.
All of this was already said in the comments so I have no idea why people are still confused. Or maybe it's just early?
Jack off with, or persuade the dog to lick off? Oh, wait, that's Nutella.
ahem-- that is certainly not BC hydro... umm, whatever that means...
These are a few of my favorite things.... especially the mayo
oh... and Bradley S.... you are my soulmate, role model and future husband if you like the girls.....
And the list of things I didn't want to know/think/imagine about my brother continues to get longer. Jesus.
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