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Spinach plus an adolescent novel plus...?

Posted by JME | March 2, 2007 7:29 PM

I can't say I've ever tried mayonnaise as a lubricant while whacking off to a Judy Blume novel.

Posted by otla | March 2, 2007 7:40 PM

I meant to put a reference to being high in there, but I like forgot...

Posted by otla | March 2, 2007 7:42 PM

Gross, this reminds me of the time I saw a bum using a large jar of mayo to lubricate his goblin feet on pike!

Hope this doesn't ruin your plans.

Posted by mrcook | March 2, 2007 7:44 PM

Y'know, instead of shouting "I AM SINGLE" on SLOG, you could have just placed an ad in your online personals instead.

Posted by robotslave | March 2, 2007 8:03 PM

If I wasn`t stoned would this make any sense?

Posted by pyrofly70 | March 2, 2007 8:52 PM

That's unspeakably disgusting.

Have fun!

Posted by Cate | March 2, 2007 9:04 PM

Ahh, Best Foods, how I miss your familar, warm jingle. Hellman's isn't quite the same.

Posted by Chris | March 2, 2007 9:15 PM

Seems like a waste of perfectly good weed to me.

Posted by COMTE | March 2, 2007 9:25 PM

"Catherine, this is Ralph."

A classic piece!

Posted by Bettina | March 2, 2007 9:46 PM

"Catherine, this is Ralph."

A classic piece!

Posted by Bettina | March 2, 2007 9:46 PM

You had the munchies, so you made a sandwich out of a book?

I am SO not getting what this is supposed to be.

Posted by Max Bell | March 2, 2007 10:15 PM

That's weed? You guys need to find a better source for dime bags.

Posted by Ebenezer | March 2, 2007 10:19 PM

I enjoyed the last weekend plan like this, but fuck... I want the AFTER blog... Or at least a picture of you with the mayo. Or maybe I don't...

Posted by dicker | March 2, 2007 11:59 PM

I'll clear this up:

1. that is weed. a google image search not his actual bag of weed.
2. the mayo is for lube to jack off to, I'm assuming.

All of this was already said in the comments so I have no idea why people are still confused. Or maybe it's just early?

Posted by catnextdoor | March 3, 2007 8:25 AM

Jack off with, or persuade the dog to lick off? Oh, wait, that's Nutella.

Posted by Fnarf | March 3, 2007 9:06 AM

ahem-- that is certainly not BC hydro... umm, whatever that means...

Posted by war pigs | March 3, 2007 11:13 AM

These are a few of my favorite things.... especially the mayo

Posted by m | March 3, 2007 11:21 AM

oh... and Bradley S.... you are my soulmate, role model and future husband if you like the girls.....

Posted by m | March 3, 2007 11:23 AM

And the list of things I didn't want to know/think/imagine about my brother continues to get longer. Jesus.

Posted by D. A. S. | March 4, 2007 10:46 AM

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