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Friday, March 9, 2007

Try Bukkake Brand Milk: It’s a Flavor Explosion!

posted by on March 9 at 10:53 AM

In today’s LA Times, there’s a story about bloggers getting paid $15 per post if they promote certain products on their sites. WELL, HELL YEAH, I WANT IN ON THAT ACTION! That’s why I’m happy to promote my newest, most favorite product in the world, BUKKAKE MILK. (Yes, I know “bukkake” is a NSFW word… but this hilariously weird commercial is totally safe. After all, it’s just about milk, right? And what’s wrong with milk? NOTHING, THAT’S WHAT. Now give me my 15 bucks, jerkhole.)

Thanks Super Deluxe!

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1

That's pretty stupid, played-out and not all that funny.

Posted by Andrew | March 9, 2007 11:20 AM
2

I like the under-18 warning. Very honest and realistic.

Posted by Noink | March 9, 2007 11:22 AM
3

You win for the best Slog headline so far today!

Posted by Mike in MO | March 9, 2007 11:42 AM
4

Gotta lurve the Japanese - they know how to do TV right!

Posted by COMTE | March 9, 2007 11:50 AM
5

What's Bukkake?

Posted by JME | March 9, 2007 12:12 PM
6

Money quote:

"PayPerPost versus authentic blogging is like comparing prostitution with making love to someone you care for deeply."

Wouldn't be the analogy that would come to my mind - must be a technosexual. It seems more like comparing making love to someone you took out for an expensive dinner to making love to someone who's really just into it. It's probably not like that guy who was having sex with a horse in Enumclaw. That would be more like some corporation just hacking into your blog and posting it's b.s. advertisement.

Posted by dwb | March 9, 2007 12:24 PM
7

I liked it. The cowgirl was hot.

Posted by him | March 9, 2007 3:32 PM

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