As a reformed Catholic, I've often wondered about the orgins of holy-week foot washing. My wonderment was piqued when a particularly effeminate priest decided it would be nice to wash all the altarboys feet one Holy Thursday. He kissed every one. In short Tommy Lee can't hold a candle to even the least creative of pedophilic podophilic catholic priests.
The good friday after my feet were kissed by Father S, I felt just a bit of guilt when kissing the feet of the little wood crucified jesus. "Behold the wood..." well, anyways. I guess tommy lee toe sucking is the best ye heathen can come up with to fill in for the real thing.
funny how you never hear of anyone with a "hand fetish." why, oh why, is the foot so much more erotic?!
anyone have a theory? they're both equally distant from any (overtly) sexual part of the body, and the hands are actually closer to the nipple/breast. so what gives?
by the way, amusing piece, amusingly written, adrian!
writer needs therapy and AA
Sorry, Adrian, but for myself the answer is a resounding and unabashed, "Hell No!"
I'm for keepin' that tatooed freak away from my frackin' feet.
"Homosexual toes?!"
How fortunate. I am gay but my toes turned out to be hetro (accept the large one on my left foot that is "bi"
Where did I go wrong?
Worked right, sucking, biting, slurping, massaging - good feet stuff feels like you are getting a good long to the edge blow job
To all you one position only country types - prudes and rubes - all constipated with fear about some thing new, give it a try.
Not so sure about those who are hoofed....
And god, is Adrian an air head writer....all he writes is from a pinched view....like small town eternal boy-girl-man....editors, give him an assignment.
@ 1: HOT!
@ 2: Hmmm....
@ 3: "The Law of the Forbidden"--that which is taboo is secretly more attractive. simple.
@ 4: Mom, knock it off.
@ 5: I simply can't relate, but i respect your views.
@ 6: Most toes are bisexual. Kinsey.
@ 7: This was assigned by the editors, you toe-sucking fucktard. Quit breathing on me!
that is all.
foot massage is taboo???? Adrian, just where did you move here from????
you sound so middle America - Mormon maybe or Amish?
honey, get a grip, foot massage and all its facets is ancient, for a gay man you are very tepid in sexual matters.....oh, well
more toe suckers for me at Club Seattle
I love it, big dick and pretty feet, goes a long ways for lots of attention....suffer Adrian
@ 9: i said THAT IS ALL.
slurp slich sooochey sliching suckinly sucka suucha
love toes and feet, to start
then the knees and inside knees
then the long thigh and inside for a long time, inside thigh Adrian
then the main stage, dick and balls and butt and cracks and pubes and more and more and more
feet first, folks, it only gets better
Adrian, did you miss sex at Scout Camp?
people! fucking STOP COMMENTING! RIGHT NOW.I. CAN'T. TAKE IT.
or can i?
adrian, i love you AND your fetishes.
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