Slog - Comments on Tommy Lee Sucks! Toes! Homosexually! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually It happened at the Fenix, just downtown. Witnesses at the scene agree: There were moist, slurpy noises, and at least one bunion. Tommy Lee has been revealed to be a huge homosexual toe sucker! Tommy Lee (former titty-fucker of Pamela Anderson and a very tattooed person) and his band "Supernova" were apparently at the Fenix recently, whence he was approached by a female alleged “groupie” with “red hair” (hopefully not on her toes), and, apparently irresistible feet. Now please understand: Tommy is a long suspected “podophiliac” who is rumored to stalk full-moon shoe sales in order to steal surreptitious glances... Copyright 2008 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 19:24:30 -0800 Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:39:11 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by kinaidos As a reformed Catholic, I've often wondered about the orgins of holy-week foot washing. My wonderment was piqued when a particularly effeminate priest decided it would be nice to wash all the altarboys feet one Holy Thursday. He kissed every one. In short Tommy Lee can't hold a candle to even the least creative of pedophilic podophilic catholic priests.
The good friday after my feet were kissed by Father S, I felt just a bit of guilt when kissing the feet of the little wood crucified jesus. "Behold the wood..." well, anyways. I guess tommy lee toe sucking is the best ye heathen can come up with to fill in for the real thing.

]]> kinaidos http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682087 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682087 Homo Sat, 24 Mar 2007 20:16:02 -0800 Comment by ellarosa funny how you never hear of anyone with a "hand fetish." why, oh why, is the foot so much more erotic?!
anyone have a theory? they're both equally distant from any (overtly) sexual part of the body, and the hands are actually closer to the nipple/breast. so what gives?

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682107 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682107 Homo Sat, 24 Mar 2007 21:18:09 -0800 Comment by ellarosa by the way, amusing piece, amusingly written, adrian!

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682109 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682109 Homo Sat, 24 Mar 2007 21:19:48 -0800 Comment by Freddy writer needs therapy and AA

]]> Freddy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682175 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682175 Homo Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:35:39 -0800 Comment by COMTE Sorry, Adrian, but for myself the answer is a resounding and unabashed, "Hell No!"

I'm for keepin' that tatooed freak away from my frackin' feet.

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682177 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682177 Homo Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:50:59 -0800 Comment by Toenee "Homosexual toes?!"

How fortunate. I am gay but my toes turned out to be hetro (accept the large one on my left foot that is "bi"

Where did I go wrong?

]]> Toenee http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682271 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682271 Homo Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:20:58 -0800 Comment by ed dippy Worked right, sucking, biting, slurping, massaging - good feet stuff feels like you are getting a good long to the edge blow job

To all you one position only country types - prudes and rubes - all constipated with fear about some thing new, give it a try.

Not so sure about those who are hoofed....

And god, is Adrian an air head writer....all he writes is from a pinched view....like small town eternal boy-girl-man....editors, give him an assignment.

]]> ed dippy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682272 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682272 Homo Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:21:33 -0800 Comment by adrian! @ 1: HOT!

@ 2: Hmmm....

@ 3: "The Law of the Forbidden"--that which is taboo is secretly more attractive. simple.

@ 4: Mom, knock it off.

@ 5: I simply can't relate, but i respect your views.

@ 6: Most toes are bisexual. Kinsey.

@ 7: This was assigned by the editors, you toe-sucking fucktard. Quit breathing on me!

that is all.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682289 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682289 Homo Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:36:20 -0800 Comment by the True Grunfeld foot massage is taboo???? Adrian, just where did you move here from????

you sound so middle America - Mormon maybe or Amish?

honey, get a grip, foot massage and all its facets is ancient, for a gay man you are very tepid in sexual matters.....oh, well

more toe suckers for me at Club Seattle

I love it, big dick and pretty feet, goes a long ways for lots of attention....suffer Adrian

]]> the True Grunfeld http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682302 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682302 Homo Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:17:20 -0800 Comment by adrian! @ 9: i said THAT IS ALL.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682323 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682323 Homo Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:25:45 -0800 Comment by John the licker slurp slich sooochey sliching suckinly sucka suucha

love toes and feet, to start

then the knees and inside knees

then the long thigh and inside for a long time, inside thigh Adrian

then the main stage, dick and balls and butt and cracks and pubes and more and more and more

feet first, folks, it only gets better

Adrian, did you miss sex at Scout Camp?

]]> John the licker http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682364 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682364 Homo Sun, 25 Mar 2007 15:44:40 -0800 Comment by adrian! people! fucking STOP COMMENTING! RIGHT NOW.I. CAN'T. TAKE IT.

or can i?

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682410 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c682410 Homo Sun, 25 Mar 2007 18:02:09 -0800 Comment by josh b adrian, i love you AND your fetishes.

]]> josh b http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c683546 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/tommy_lee_sucks_toes_homosexually#c683546 Homo Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:39:11 -0800