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Thursday, March 8, 2007

Today’s History Lesson

posted by on March 8 at 17:10 PM

A tribute to America’s father, George Washington.

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks…

(Hat tip, even though I hate that phrase, to Matt Garman.)

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Um, do you guys actually read this slog?

Isn't this like, about the third time this has been posted here?

Posted by COMTE | March 8, 2007 5:56 PM
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"More than anyone, Americans smell with their dicks before they smell with their noses,” she said.

"My balls smell a little like cheese today," he said, proving her point precisely.

Posted by anon | March 8, 2007 7:12 PM
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Old, old, old. But always, always, always hilarious.

Posted by Chris | March 8, 2007 7:15 PM
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Good!

Posted by vanni | March 8, 2007 8:16 PM
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I never get tired of that.

But you know...

Instead of posting a link to Brad Neely's Washington every few weeks, how come none of the Stranger's stable of brilliant critics never analyze the deeper meaning. Like how Washington is the the United States over 200 years of history. His heinous acts -- putting a woman's hand in acid -- are America's unilateral exercise of power. He killed his sensei and never said why: American exceptionalism and overweening righteous confidence. The disproportionate resources -- a pocket full of horses, 30 fucking dicks -- that's America. The future beware, made of radiation: our scientific prowess.

Truly insightful shit in that cartoon. Knock back a few and have Mudede or Schmader deconstruct the thing for like 40 column inches.

Better than a feature article which a bunch of pissant whining about condos and bike paths.

Posted by elenchos | March 8, 2007 9:52 PM
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Yeah, seen this before but love it so.

Posted by monkey | March 9, 2007 6:23 AM
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and against all odds, won a revolution

oh, sorry to iiiinnnnteerruppptttt..ttt the reverie

Posted by big letter John | March 9, 2007 6:26 AM
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Most of the stuff in that cartoon isn't even true.

Posted by Gurldoggie | March 9, 2007 11:14 AM
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Settle the bet, Dan!

Posted by Gloria | March 9, 2007 12:22 PM

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