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posted by March 20 at 7:48 AMon
US Troops Want Out: Guess they missed Bush’s speech yesterday.
Abu G: Emails reveal that US Attorney scandal worse than we thought.
Vice President Hanged: Don’t get excited—it was Saddam’s VP, not George’s.
Swept Away: Two hikers drown in Mount Rainier National Park.
350 Square Feet: Americans bought Japan’s small cars. Will we buy Japan’s tiny houses?
Righteous: Two women at a bar intervene when they spot a man slipping a powder into another woman’s drink. It was a date rape drug. The man is going to prison.