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posted by March 19 at 8:37 AMon
Four Gore Years: The Iraq War turns four today. Yes, I feel terrible.
Patience is a Virtue: Condoleeza Rice thinks Americans need a bit more of it, urges us to be “patient” about Iraq.
“Zip It.” Asked if the President had a “plan for success” in Iraq, White House press secretary tells reporter to shut his mouth.
Whiners and Ingrates: Iraqis are pretty depressed about the state of their country, what with the bombs, the killings, the reprisal killings, the holes drilled in skulls, etc. Shall we should send Tony Snow over to tell them to zip it? Or shall we send Condoleeza Rice over to urge patience?
Maybe This One Will Do the Trick: Protesters march against the war in Seattle and other cities.
Bong Hits the Big Time: Alaskan student’s “Bong Hits for Jesus” banner to be debated before Supreme Court today.
Unsafe at Any Speed: More bad news for elderly drivers.
Lilli Vanilli: Donnie “God Hates a Fag” Davies performs at SXSW—or does he?