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posted by on March 10 at 9:18 AM
Fox News=class act Fox News president Roger Ailes jokes:
“And it is true that Barack Obama is on the move. I don’t know if it’s true that President Bush called Musharraf and said, ‘Why can’t we catch this guy?”
Democrats not laughing
Only getting worse: Headlines like 18 Killed in Baghdad Suicide Bombing make it hard for the Pentagon to find fresh troops
Donde esta el trust in government? Three years later, some doubt Spanish government’s official story on train bombings
Osama Bin Laden turns 50 US wonders where to send present
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! Alleged child molester really wants to be on TV
And you thought cell phone companies were robbing you blind: Cingular employee sentenced for stealing 598 cellular phones
Back to the future:
Daylight savings time is coming to ruin your week
I think OBL's 50th presents us with an opportunity.
The military can't find him, but I'll bet AARP can. Ask them.
Speaking as someone who has spend countless hours updating workstations and servers for DST, allow me to say: fuck you, Congress.
I just wanted to join Fnarf in that particular sentiment...
Personally, I'm thrilled about Daylight Savings coming early. I like me some daylight, although now that I'm a (hopefully temporary) homemaker, it doesn't matter as much.
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