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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Slogging Live From Sanjaya’s Hair!

posted by on March 27 at 20:28 PM

This is extra special corespondent Adrian Ryan Slogging live from 10,000 feet, tangled atop the amazing gravity-defying FAUHAWK that SANJAYA chose to to wear on American Idol this evening. He’s singing a selection from No Doubt, which sucks. (Fortunately, I can barely hear it from way up here.) From this height, I can see APOLO OHNO, Olympic guy and also a person from Seattle, who we are all totally ignoring waaaaaaay over at Dancing With the Stars. Kind of sad, really. That is all. I’m getting dizzy.

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What a bonehead.

Posted by rufus | March 27, 2007 10:00 PM

What's this Adrian, no cleverly constructed jabs about "curry?" Where are all those amazing literary twists involving "samosas" that we were treated to in your penetrating analysis?

Did you run out of stereotypes about South Asians? Or did you realize this time around that there's more to your subject matter then his skin color and heritage? I hope it's the latter.

Maybe you're right, you should really save your blistering feats or writing prowess and for real articles.

Afer all, I wouldn't want you to wrack your brain too hard trying to come up with yet another stereotype for a simple slog post. Better keep those stunning "many-armed gods" references on tap for real pieces of journalism. Good work.

I have nothing against you personally, Adrian, but I am so sick of Stranger writers perpetuating unexamnined racist hipster bullshit over and over again. Irreverance is easy, and quickly becomes intellectualy lazy. Hopefully the Stranger will outgrow it someday. Your readers are waiting for you to get there.

Posted by Solid.air.ity | March 27, 2007 11:28 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it is another adrain ranting and panting

Posted by earl | March 28, 2007 4:36 AM

I like dancing. That woman was a fantastic dancer and those two should win.

Posted by hee | March 28, 2007 7:39 AM

I *heart* Apolo Ohno.

But Dancing with the Stars is every bit as lame as American Idol. I can feel my brain cells weeping whenever I'm forced to watch either show.

Posted by SDA in SEA | March 28, 2007 8:16 AM

Good day, Adrian, why even bother avoiding racist asides if you're going to get ranted on anyway?

Posted by sniggles | March 28, 2007 8:48 AM

I can't stand even looking at Apolo Ohno, only because of the butt-ugly patch of pubic hair on his face. *shudder*

Posted by steve | March 29, 2007 8:46 AM

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