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But... isn't that just a standard Christian husb/wife relationship anyway? They make it sound like it's something new.

WWJD with those nipple clamps? Maybe use them to rip those fucking spikes out of his hands and get the fuck off of that damn cross!

Now on to more important matters: Why no podcast this week, Dan?

It's coming. We had an accident...

That's the most disturbing thing I've read all day.
But the day's still young.

And as for all of you out there who were thinking of registering ChristiansAndInfantilism.com - well, tough shit. I'm beating you to it.

This leaves me almost speechless.

It takes some seriously whacked rationalization to tie all that in a pretty X-tian bow. Be as kinky as you want, so long as you're straight and the woman is subservient? Oookaaay...

judeo-xtian religion is the ultimate BDSM. Jesus was a BDSM "gift" from God to the world, intended for human sacrifice.

and let's not forget, the word Islam means "submit," Muslim="submissives" (roughly translated)

I get to "Master and submissive are both in submission to Christ," and think THREEWAY.

Then I remember why I don't go to church anymore.

Savage, despite your sex advice column and your many tales you mention of your past, you never struck me as a "kinky fag with (presumably) uppity children", more like "Will try anything once but am quite happy with the basics fag with (presumably) uppity children".

Savage, despite your sex advice column and your many tales you mention of your past, you never struck me as a "kinky fag with (presumably) uppity children", more like "Will try anything once but am quite happy with the basics fag with (presumably) uppity children". Of course, my kinkometer could be on the fritz.

Is this any surprise? I mean, your average crucifix could totally serve as wank material for any BDSMer and gay BDSMers in particular.

I'm surprised there has to be any agreement between husband and wife in Christian BDSM. Isn't the wife supposed to obey the husband in all things?

Just another reason I despise religion. (Faith I am OK with).

But wait Jesus says Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, so if you tie up your wife, then YOU must want her to tie you up...but God says...but..women and men...but..illogical.....

But wait Jesus says Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, so if you tie up your wife, then YOU must want her to tie you up...but God says...but..women and men...but..illogical.....

Where in the hell do you find this shit? And will you pay me to browse for and forward to you crazy-ass shit like this?

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Ohmygod. I am so confused.

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Without the spaces of course.

Wow, Dan. I despise religion as much as the next (sane) person, but I thought you would have some appreciation for a kink-positive point of view. It's a step up from only-in-the-missionary-position.

You all have GOT to check out http://www.themarriagebed.com

Hilarious!!!

This is one of many reasons why I am now a recovering born-again, the intolerance of anything but a straight male Top-female submissive relationship as fas as BDSM goes. Oh wait, I am a straight male..hmmm.

I always get funny looks when a Born Again tells me "Jesus died for your sins" and I say "Really? What a pal!" :)