News Police Find Tonya Harding “Tweaking Out”
posted by on March 14 at 11:42 AM
Perhaps it’s unfair to classify this as “news,” since the prospect of Tonya Harding harboring an affinity for meth is about as revelatory as Dan Savage harboring an affinity for Ashton Kutcher’s ass-crack. But news it is, as KING 5 reports on the disgraced figure skater/disgraced celebrity boxer/disgraced whatever else you got’s double run-in with the law:
According to a police report, Harding said four men and a woman tried to break into her car and steal it. In his report, the deputy wrote that Harding’s account was “very implausible.” Later that same morning, police received another call regarding Harding, this time from a friend who told authorities the skater was “seeing animals.” The deputy took Harding back to her trailer and checked her home to “put her at ease”…Police reports describe Harding as “very agitated” and “tweaking out.”
Full story here.
And like clockwork, Tonya gets herself in the news. The World Figure Skating Championships start next week, and she has a long history of managing to pop up on the media radar right around this time every year.
She's a miracle.
Oh dear God, she lives in a trailer.
By "trailer" I presume they're not talking about the ones movie stars can be found in when off-set, but something more like a single-wide with lots of fake wood-grain paneling, right?
Well I thought Brittany Spears was the new Tonya Harding. I guess I was wrong, "She's Back".
I guess there is room for quite a few media whores. Ones with no talent that do dumb shit stunts mostly in front of the cameras that they seem to hate so much when it pleases them and not so much when they are being forgotten.
"disgraced hubcap-wielding boyf-beater"
What? Dan Savage is gay?!!
No, no. By "seeing animals," I meant romantically. Like, in a sexual way? We just watched a pirated version of "Zoo" together. She liked it.
Zing!
"The deputy took Harding back to her trailer and checked her home to “put her at ease”…"
I think that's the best part.
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