Slog - Comments on "Pirate vs. Ninja" http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja One of the highlights of the very first HUMP, the Stranger's annual locally produced porn festival, was lesbian sex romp "Pirate vs. Ninja." It featured a buxom pirate and a butch, mohawked ninja battling it out for the, uh, hand of a bound, blindfolded babe kneeling in a treasure chest filled with other booty. It had the best dialogue of any HUMP entries that year--to say nothing of the best swordplay and, once the ninja defeated the pirate, some of the hottest sex. Turns more than one way to swallow a sword. If you missed the first HUMP, or you... Copyright 2008 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:42:03 -0800 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:49:41 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by ddv OK, OK, OK. i know i should know better from actually reading the blog content, but man i could have used an NSFW designation on those links!!

]]> ddv http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684481 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684481 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:50:47 -0800 Comment by not my real name "Free to screw me and you" is much more rhymy than "free to screw you and me".

]]> not my real name http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684482 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684482 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:51:11 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage What about "Free to Do Me and You?"

It's a play on "Free to Be You and Me."

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684492 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684492 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:01:21 -0800 Comment by MoTown Hump 3: Sloppier Thirds

]]> MoTown http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684493 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684493 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:03:43 -0800 Comment by Michael Hump 3: Hump with a vengeance

]]> Michael http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684494 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684494 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:03:44 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO Does it have to rhyme? How about "HUMP 3: The search for Cock"?

The trekkies would appreciate the nod...

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684497 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684497 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:04:19 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO sorry, MoTown wins.

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684509 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684509 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:07:25 -0800 Comment by Zlexar Hump 3: This Time It's Personal

]]> Zlexar http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684510 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684510 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:07:37 -0800 Comment by gfish HUMP 3: 50% more fun than a Bactrian camel!

]]> gfish http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684512 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684512 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:09:42 -0800 Comment by sam hump 3: mannequin on the move

]]> sam http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684516 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684516 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:15:17 -0800 Comment by pox Zlexar made me laff!

]]> pox http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684519 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684519 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:17:28 -0800 Comment by pox Hump 3: Return of the Schwing

]]> pox http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684521 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684521 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:18:12 -0800 Comment by Zlexar The Rambo 2 and 3 taglines are pretty good:

Hump 3: First Blood

or

Hump 3: God would have mercy. John Rambo won't.

]]> Zlexar http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684527 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684527 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:26:42 -0800 Comment by Diggabug Hump 3: NSFW

]]> Diggabug http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684538 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684538 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:40:33 -0800 Comment by MoTown @7 =) Thx, MikeMo.

]]> MoTown http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684546 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684546 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:46:23 -0800 Comment by COMTE "Hump: Filmage A Trois", duh!

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684551 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684551 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:48:31 -0800 Comment by matthew Hump 3: Meet the Fockers

Hump 3: Unsafe At Any Speed

Hump 3: Crimes Against Nature

Hump 3: Dripping Hot Yoni

Hump 3: Cock n' Balls For All

Hump 3: Destination Perspiration

Hump 3: Horndog Heaven

Hump 3: She-Male Atrocities

]]> matthew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684555 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684555 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:50:58 -0800 Comment by Special K HUMP 3: "DO YOUR GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE"

]]> Special K http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684563 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684563 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:05:15 -0800 Comment by Soupytwist Special K wins!

]]> Soupytwist http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684567 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684567 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:09:39 -0800 Comment by Russell *snort* agreed on Special K winning.

Miss Candy also won Washington State Ms Leather this weekend! She's actually done a couple shoots with us, if you click her name in the sidebar you'll see them plus a sample clip from the shoot Dan linked to.

Thanks a bunch for the mention, Dan...

]]> Russell http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684580 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684580 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:27:21 -0800 Comment by Maggie Thirded for Special K.

Also, I like lesbian sex, but not BDSM. Now I'm sad, after being excited.

]]> Maggie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684592 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684592 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:39:01 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO Special K is good too...I still like MoTown

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684616 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684616 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 18:07:57 -0800 Comment by dirge HUMP 3: Free Willy

]]> dirge http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684631 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684631 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 18:27:57 -0800 Comment by rufus Hump 3 - no that's not butter on your popcorn, now shut the fuck up.

]]> rufus http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684729 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684729 Hump Tue, 27 Mar 2007 22:11:20 -0800 Comment by Aexia Special K FTW!

]]> Aexia http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684835 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c684835 Hump Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:11:05 -0800 Comment by Ziggity Gotta be Special K.

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c685042 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c685042 Hump Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:33:08 -0800 Comment by him Hump 3: Jimi's Revenge


Although Special K's suggestion is still making me laugh.

]]> him http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c685063 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c685063 Hump Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:52:16 -0800 Comment by Mike Hump 3: The Humpening.

]]> Mike http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c685225 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c685225 Hump Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:15:30 -0800 Comment by suck it savage how bout "only people who work for us or used to work for us win"?

]]> suck it savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c685507 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c685507 Hump Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:53:26 -0800 Comment by giveuslawnboy Yes, but when will we be able to buy Lawnboy? I know at least a half-dozen folks who would immediately buy it if it was available.

]]> giveuslawnboy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c685550 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/pirate_vs_ninja#c685550 Hump Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:49:41 -0800