Hump “Pirate vs. Ninja”
posted by March 27 at 15:42 PMon
One of the highlights of the very first HUMP, the Stranger’s annual locally produced porn festival, was lesbian sex romp “Pirate vs. Ninja.” It featured a buxom pirate and a butch, mohawked ninja battling it out for the, uh, hand of a bound, blindfolded babe kneeling in a treasure chest filled with other booty. It had the best dialogue of any HUMP entries that year—to say nothing of the best swordplay and, once the ninja defeated the pirate, some of the hottest sex. Turns more than one way to swallow a sword.
If you missed the first HUMP, or you had your head in your date’s lap during “Pirate vs. Ninja,” the video is now available for purchase at TwoBigMeanies.com. It’s a steal at $3.99.
And while you’re at the site check out some of the other fine, original, and locally produced BDSM porn at TwoBigMeanies.com. If you though the Stranger’s 2006 Sexiest Personal Trainer—Miss Candy—was hot, then you’ll wanna check out her star turn at TwoBigMeanies.
Oh, and speaking of HUMP…
We’re gearing up for HUMP 3 and we’re looking for a good tag line. Last year we called it “HUMP 2: Electric Boogaloo.” So far we’ve come up with “HUMP 3: Free To Screw You and Me.” Anyone got any better ideas?
More HUMP 3 details coming soon. We’re going to have bigger prizes, more prize categories, and more fun get-this-in-your-video challenges for filmmakers. This year’s HUMP goes down October 19-20. Mark your calendars, call your sexually adventurous friends, and make plans to make porn!
NOTE: None of the links above are safe for work (though you’d have to be a fucking moron not to deduce that from the phrases “lesbian sex romp” and “BDSM porn”).