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GREAT - WONDERFUL - What a training session for tit torture

Dan, do you remember when you used Icy for lube?

Posted by rorry likes anuses | March 11, 2007 6:47 PM
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Okay, the surprise isn't that bored kids in a dorm are doing something dumb (duh), what gets me is that on the YouTube page for that video there is a whole collection of related videos of guys putting Icy Hot on their balls (ballz?). W?T?F?

Oh, and don't check out the other videos from that user. Just... don't. I feel 3% dumber now.

Posted by buffalo | March 11, 2007 7:12 PM
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now _that's_ an abercrombie ad.

Posted by donte | March 11, 2007 7:12 PM
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one of the kids quotes neitzche at the end of the video: "whatever doesn't kill you will only make you stronger." i'm sure the great philosopher was referring to icy hot on the pud.

Posted by ellarosa | March 11, 2007 7:25 PM
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Oh how they'll regret that the video is out there one day.

Imagine what footage could exist of GW at that age... *grin*

Posted by In my dreams | March 11, 2007 7:45 PM
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I only made it halfway through. Do they eventually eat five star buffalo wings and blow eachother?

*was ihn nicht umbringt, macht ihn starker* iroconically in this case - comes from the chapter of Ecce Homo (irony 1) entitled *Why I Am So Wise* (irony 2).


Posted by kinaidos | March 11, 2007 7:48 PM
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@5,
We'll all be nostalgic for the polite days of swiftboaters once the myspace generation starts running for office...

"My opponent is clearly not fit for office, as this startling icy-hot ballz footage proves..."

Idiocracy is the future.

Posted by buffalo | March 11, 2007 7:59 PM
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I cannot believe what I was seeing. D-:

Posted by Sachi | March 11, 2007 8:00 PM
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Hey, I went to high school with those guys!

But not to be a "there's a war going on" type prude (hyphens excluded), isn't it sad that this and the wifi post will most certainly get more responses than the coming environmental destruction post?

Sighs,
johnnie

Posted by johnnie | March 11, 2007 8:01 PM
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Sorry, but how did Dan know they were straight guys? Let me see, four guys rubbing stuff on their balls? Sounds gay to me.

Posted by rufus | March 11, 2007 8:12 PM
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Oh, what's the big deal? I do that to guys all the time. Sissies.

Posted by Mistress Matisse | March 11, 2007 8:13 PM
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"Dude, I wish I was icy-hot, so I could burn your balls."

Posted by JME | March 11, 2007 8:13 PM
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Am I the only one who is disappointed that nobody got naked for the camera? Too bad the redhead talked the towel boy out of showing us his package. If only they'd been drunker ....

Posted by Disappointed Homo | March 11, 2007 8:17 PM
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#10 - If they were gay they'd be spreading the stuff on each others balls, not their own.

Posted by Ebenezer | March 11, 2007 9:20 PM
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That's nothing. When I was fourteen, I jacked off with Vick's Vapo Rub and again a week later with Colgate. I even tried the Colgate again when I was eighteen. Minty and torturous.

Posted by Catman | March 11, 2007 9:46 PM
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Props to the semi-retarded one who kept his shit.

Posted by Catman | March 11, 2007 9:59 PM
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Phantasy Star Online? I should have expected such a horrid game from such morons. Also, I am a huge dork.

Posted by Juris | March 11, 2007 10:23 PM
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Jebus Kryst. These guys are college students?!! Please at least tell me they are community college students, and not students at an actual university. Please.

I can imagine doing something like this in, oh say 9th grade. Maybe 10th.

Next experiment: Gee, I wonder if I hit myself on the head with a hammer, will it hurt? Lets try it and find out!

*morons*

Posted by SDA in SEA | March 11, 2007 11:47 PM
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staerker. There's an *umlaut*: stark, staerker, am staerksten.

Just like English (but without the umlauts): strong, stronger, the strongest.

Posted by Jonathan | March 12, 2007 7:37 AM
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Worse, SDA - they're probably all majoring in Business Admin, so assuming they don't flunk out (a distinct possibility with this crew - and I only lasted up to "we're going to put IcyHot on our balls" before hitting the pause button), they may someday be our bosses.

But then, if that actually does happen, some wily lower-level file-monkey will no doubt use this to get looooots of comp days, so maybe things will turn out for the best after all.

Posted by COMTE | March 12, 2007 9:54 AM
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We have finally discovered the cause of lesbianism.

Posted by sam | March 12, 2007 11:08 AM
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What they don't mention is that they do this every Friday night.

Posted by William | March 12, 2007 8:12 PM
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A bunch of JACKASS wannabe's.Damn lightweights might as well have used Vick's vapo-rub or Ben-Gay.If they really wanted to roast their nuts they should have used chili paste.

Posted by Len | March 12, 2007 11:53 PM
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Hi Jim. You letter i received. Thanks! Photos is GREAT!!!!

Posted by Slim | March 20, 2007 6:10 AM

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