one word: money.
looks & charm are too unreliable. There is no question that $ = pussy...
This was the best one ever. Both myself and my 15 yo son were ROFL after reading it.
This one had me in tears I was laughing so hard. And I was on the bus at the time.
I admit, it was a winner. :-)
I feel your pain.
Sorry, but I think you guys need an anatomy lesson. He had pussy for, what, a couple of minutes in passing on the way out? Sheesh.
Funny even if it hits a level of incest pedophillia
Is it juts me, or does that baby sort of resemble David Schmader?
That is one ugly baby.
Sexualizing infants...hilarious! WTF is wrong with you people?
What would Rufus say?
Tlazolteotl, I was a breech birth, so I had plenty of time wearing my mom as a hat, you know, on the way out. I think I might have enjoyed a minute or two too much there, to the detriment of my oxygen intake. Nowadays, I tend to like a snug scarf when it's chilly.
oh my god, that baby does look like david schmader!
I went for a long time hating The Stranger. It was all "those stranger writers think they are so cool and hip... they are such self absorbed assholes, etc." Then, I came back. I liked you again. You were funny. You had good insight. Then you run this. Whose idea? Not funny. Babys + Pussy? Not funny. Why don't you have a baby talk about sucking one of you guys' dicks? Baby's like to suck. Sucking + Dicks = funny right? And yes you do need an anatomy lesson. Baby's don't hang out in pussy for 9 months. If they did they'd be dead babies. Hey! There's another idea for your creative geniuses.. dead babies in pussies sucking on some dick.... zoweeeee...
I think it's weird that Scout wants to read about dick sucking babies.
I think it's funny it took him four tries to get "babies" spelled correctly.
That guy has some serious issues...
funny you think Scout is a male. In fact, Scout is neither male nor female. Scout is merely the consciouness that lurks in that tiny spot just behind and below your ears. And Scout knows how to spell babies... Scout just types too furiously and gets careless when babies are not funny. But this is not about Scout. This is about the Stranger writer who came up with that dumbass idea. Still not funny.
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