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one word: money.

looks & charm are too unreliable. There is no question that $ = pussy...

Posted by Mike in MO | March 23, 2007 1:49 PM
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This was the best one ever. Both myself and my 15 yo son were ROFL after reading it.

Kudos!

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 23, 2007 1:50 PM
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This one had me in tears I was laughing so hard. And I was on the bus at the time.

Posted by Mike | March 23, 2007 2:08 PM
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I admit, it was a winner. :-)

Posted by Sachi | March 23, 2007 2:11 PM
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I feel your pain.

Posted by elswinger | March 23, 2007 2:25 PM
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Sorry, but I think you guys need an anatomy lesson. He had pussy for, what, a couple of minutes in passing on the way out? Sheesh.

Posted by Tlazolteotl | March 23, 2007 2:45 PM
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Funny even if it hits a level of incest pedophillia

Posted by Just Me | March 23, 2007 2:49 PM
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Is it juts me, or does that baby sort of resemble David Schmader?

Posted by Ariel | March 23, 2007 2:56 PM
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That is one ugly baby.

Posted by Babaloo | March 23, 2007 3:21 PM
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Sexualizing infants...hilarious! WTF is wrong with you people?

Posted by Red Wendy | March 23, 2007 3:23 PM
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What would Rufus say?

Tlazolteotl, I was a breech birth, so I had plenty of time wearing my mom as a hat, you know, on the way out. I think I might have enjoyed a minute or two too much there, to the detriment of my oxygen intake. Nowadays, I tend to like a snug scarf when it's chilly.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | March 23, 2007 4:10 PM
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oh my god, that baby does look like david schmader!

Posted by katie | March 23, 2007 6:29 PM
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Totally Schmader.

Posted by sara | March 23, 2007 9:10 PM
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I went for a long time hating The Stranger. It was all "those stranger writers think they are so cool and hip... they are such self absorbed assholes, etc." Then, I came back. I liked you again. You were funny. You had good insight. Then you run this. Whose idea? Not funny. Babys + Pussy? Not funny. Why don't you have a baby talk about sucking one of you guys' dicks? Baby's like to suck. Sucking + Dicks = funny right? And yes you do need an anatomy lesson. Baby's don't hang out in pussy for 9 months. If they did they'd be dead babies. Hey! There's another idea for your creative geniuses.. dead babies in pussies sucking on some dick.... zoweeeee...

Posted by scout | March 24, 2007 11:44 AM
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I think it's weird that Scout wants to read about dick sucking babies.

I think it's funny it took him four tries to get "babies" spelled correctly.

Posted by PDXRitchie | March 24, 2007 1:31 PM
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That guy has some serious issues...

Posted by t4toby | March 24, 2007 11:40 PM
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funny you think Scout is a male. In fact, Scout is neither male nor female. Scout is merely the consciouness that lurks in that tiny spot just behind and below your ears. And Scout knows how to spell babies... Scout just types too furiously and gets careless when babies are not funny. But this is not about Scout. This is about the Stranger writer who came up with that dumbass idea. Still not funny.

Posted by scout | March 25, 2007 12:55 PM

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