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Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 13:49:15 -0800

one word: money.

looks & charm are too unreliable. There is no question that $ = pussy...

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 13:50:56 -0800

This was the best one ever. Both myself and my 15 yo son were ROFL after reading it.

Kudos!

Comment by Mike

Mike — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 14:08:10 -0800

This one had me in tears I was laughing so hard. And I was on the bus at the time.

Comment by Sachi

Sachi — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 14:11:56 -0800

I admit, it was a winner. :-)

Comment by elswinger

elswinger — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 14:25:59 -0800

I feel your pain.

Comment by Tlazolteotl

Tlazolteotl — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 14:45:20 -0800

Sorry, but I think you guys need an anatomy lesson. He had pussy for, what, a couple of minutes in passing on the way out? Sheesh.

Comment by Just Me

Just Me — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 14:49:46 -0800

Funny even if it hits a level of incest pedophillia

Comment by Ariel

Ariel — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 14:56:17 -0800

Is it juts me, or does that baby sort of resemble David Schmader?

Comment by Babaloo

Babaloo — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:21:28 -0800

That is one ugly baby.

Comment by Red Wendy

Red Wendy — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:23:19 -0800

Sexualizing infants...hilarious! WTF is wrong with you people?

Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale

Lloyd Clydesdale — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 16:10:17 -0800

What would Rufus say?

Tlazolteotl, I was a breech birth, so I had plenty of time wearing my mom as a hat, you know, on the way out. I think I might have enjoyed a minute or two too much there, to the detriment of my oxygen intake. Nowadays, I tend to like a snug scarf when it's chilly.

Comment by katie

katie — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:29:59 -0800

oh my god, that baby does look like david schmader!

Comment by sara

sara — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:10:49 -0800

Totally Schmader.

Comment by scout

scout — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:44:14 -0800

I went for a long time hating The Stranger. It was all "those stranger writers think they are so cool and hip... they are such self absorbed assholes, etc." Then, I came back. I liked you again. You were funny. You had good insight. Then you run this. Whose idea? Not funny. Babys + Pussy? Not funny. Why don't you have a baby talk about sucking one of you guys' dicks? Baby's like to suck. Sucking + Dicks = funny right? And yes you do need an anatomy lesson. Baby's don't hang out in pussy for 9 months. If they did they'd be dead babies. Hey! There's another idea for your creative geniuses.. dead babies in pussies sucking on some dick.... zoweeeee...

Comment by PDXRitchie

PDXRitchie — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 13:31:05 -0800

I think it's weird that Scout wants to read about dick sucking babies.

I think it's funny it took him four tries to get "babies" spelled correctly.

Comment by t4toby

t4toby — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 23:40:59 -0800

That guy has some serious issues...

Comment by scout

scout — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:55:10 -0800

funny you think Scout is a male. In fact, Scout is neither male nor female. Scout is merely the consciouness that lurks in that tiny spot just behind and below your ears. And Scout knows how to spell babies... Scout just types too furiously and gets careless when babies are not funny. But this is not about Scout. This is about the Stranger writer who came up with that dumbass idea. Still not funny.