Comments on Maybe We Should Feed Them to the Rabbits in Woodland Park?

hmmm, a couple of parakeets would keep my cat busy while I'm at work during the day. I think he's tired of all his lifeless kitty toys.

After hearing all the arguments for hunting, I have to say I still don't get it and I think what underlies the purported thrill of it all is not the need for food but rather the need to kill something visibly live. Otherwise, why don't the motherfuckers just grow turnips?

Kiley's on my shitlist for good.

Bauhaus, turnips aren't running rampant in Woodland Park, adversely affecting the environment. And, if you're a meat-eater, why grow turnips when there's free meat running wild and overcrowded all over the city?

There's tourists running rampant all over the city too, and I'm told they taste like pork, but people get all crabby when I barbecue THEM.

Sadly, my instinctive reaction to parakeets now is to feel suddenly really uncomfortable - I'm sure due to that woman who wrote in to Savage Love a couple of years ago about her parakeet-masturbating granny. Christ.

oh my gawd. I'd totally forgotten that one Darcy. A best of Savage Love for sure. Thanks for the horrid memory.

Fuck off with this shit. Seriously, it's offensive. Brendan Kiley = future serial killer.

Brendan Kiley and Dan Savage...totally fucking lame. I'm with #7...Fuck you.

I suppose if he was really starving, he might settle for parakeet. But there's not much meat on them. A lot of work for very little payoff.

Hey, no problem man. I like to cheerfully make the people around me miserable, too!