Personally, I prefer dick-sucking to Krispy Kreem donuts. Those donuts make my arteries hurt just by looking at them.

But what of poor Mark? Does he not deserve mention?

I hope Chris Rock gets some royalties for this.

I'm with Baxter. Although I might need to spend more time in the KK parking lot.

Can I get a transcript because someone has edited out the second half of the audio from the clip.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts suck ass, not dick, unless you eat them within ten minutes of coming out of the oven. Whole wheat suck ass period.

well i did hook up with my first boy after i had had krispy cream, but they were not directly related (or so i thought anyways)

What's even funnier than the blunder are the comments about "Mark" below the linked post. My favorite: "I felt the need to re-open the topic on Mark being a dumbshit, and possibly raise the issue of having him put to sleep."

Some of them even talk about donuts.

Well, Mark IS a dumbshit.

I like this one:
"Krispy Kremes - so good Mark will suck your dick!"

Maybe Mark will be Time's Man of the Year? go web 2.0!!

"I saw Mark on Conan last night and he sucked so hard the sides of the television caved in."

Yay Columbus!

Oh yeah, and Mark is dumbass (elswinger too)

good sex is a glazed donut

FNARF - sucking ass is better ten minutes after........................the shower

Look I can hold a dozen no hands.

I thought i was having a bad day.....but it's obvious that marks day has sucked way worse than mine...oh yeah and by the way your a true live fucking idiot mark!

very slow night at work --- pyrofly70 --- please oh please get that photo on any site you choose - you have me spiked, hooked and loaded....are theae the donuts with sprinkles or just the cremes

Cover shot for the STRANGER?

A dozen....oh, I can't take it...its too big....yada, yada

Suck it, Mark!

Why am I dumbass Jessica? It wasn't immediately obvious that the joke was visual.