TV It’s On TV!
posted by March 28 at 15:08 PMon
Tonight on the tube:
• On LOST (ABC, 10 pm) Sun finally discovers why The Others kidnapped her. (I suspect it has something to do with her being hot.)
• On AMERICAN IDOL (FOX, 9 PM), another poor, unsuspecting dork is voted off. GO SANJAYA’S PONY-HAWK!
• On AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL (CW, 8 pm), the girls try to make up for last week’s faux pas where they posed as mutilated corpses, by posing as men (who mutilate corpses).
• And on SOUTH PARK (COMEDY CENTRAL, 10 pm), it’s big trouble when Hillary Clinton comes to town, and Cartman discovers a new Muslim student who OBVIOUSLY must be tortured… 24-style!
And by the way! Though THE SOPRANOS doesn’t return until April 8, here’s the trailer for the sixth and FINAL season. Who you think is gonna get whacked, you fuckin’ mook!?