News Is Anyone Winning the War in Iraq?
posted by March 21 at 11:54 AMon
Those in the know refer to people like me—people who dream of a roll in the hay with someone who had to roll himself out to the barn—as acrotomophiliacs, or amputee fetishists. Those of us who want to sleep with amputees are known as “devotees.” Many of us are men, some are gay, and more of us than you might expect are women. And thanks to George W. Bush’s war, acrotomophiliacs are going to have an easier time finding dates and masturbation material. We’re the only “winners” of this war.