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Are you sure that's not Charles Mudede?

Posted by Mark Mitchell | March 19, 2007 11:21 AM

PhotoShop, anyone?

Posted by stephanie | March 19, 2007 11:24 AM

I seriously hate that nasty vapid bitch slut whore, BUT, I don't think it's her.

1. Paris would never have nails that long. Just try to find a picture of Paris with long nails, let alone the crappy manicure.

2. After Paris' sex tape the last thing she's going to do is pose for a camera while blowing a black dude (see also her recent reference to n****rs).

3. The dude she's supposedly blowing is way fatter than that(belly, I mean. This dude is packing some serious meat).

4. Her head is too big for the body she's been photoshopped onto.

Ew, now I need a shower. I can't believe I just defend that skank.

Posted by monkey | March 19, 2007 11:27 AM

Monkey: Good points, especially noting the excessive girth of the actual Cee-Lo. However, after watching the Paris sex tape, I know that we will be seeing footage of her in sexual situations for the rest of our lives. Clearly the woman LOVES to have sex on camera.

Posted by David Schmader | March 19, 2007 11:31 AM

True David, the camera is her true lover and seems she'll do anything for it. If it's not her it might as well be.

Posted by monkey | March 19, 2007 11:37 AM


Posted by Will in Seattle | March 19, 2007 11:57 AM

I'm not suggesting by any means that all slogs should be serious, but poorly photoshopped pictures? Why?

Posted by Tiz | March 19, 2007 12:10 PM

I vote for Mudede!

Posted by catnextdoor | March 19, 2007 12:13 PM

Alright, I'm not sure if it's real or not. But can those of you alleging Photoshop point to anything obvious? Her head looks proportional, her body is really that skinny, the skin tone matches... So am I missing something? Or have you really scrutinized the photo at all?

Posted by Matt from Denver | March 19, 2007 12:25 PM

1) I don't think the head looks proportional at all.

2) Have you looked at anything else from Media Take Out? What a waste of bandwidth.

3) I know Paris is a camera whore (at the least), but I don't buy the composition of this photo.

Posted by Tiz | March 19, 2007 12:59 PM

Find me a picture of Paris with long painted nails and I'll buy it.

Posted by monkey | March 19, 2007 1:05 PM
Posted by the one with the long nails | March 19, 2007 1:44 PM

Trust me, I want to believe it's true. Really, I do. I just don't quite buy it. I'm still going to forward the story to everyone I know and not say that I think it's fake.

I need to see the Southpark with her vs. Mr. Slave again.

Posted by monkey | March 19, 2007 2:21 PM

I happened to come across that photo just this morning on the following run-of-the-mill hardcore porn advertising site, and wondered briefly if it was Hilton, before getting on to more pressing matters:
(Just a bit NSFW, as it is a HARDCORE PORN SITE)
Sadly, it doesn't actually link to a gallery or videos, just to other preview sites. So, no closer to the truth.

Posted by Noink | March 19, 2007 4:19 PM

it just looks wrong...the head does seem out of proportion, only slightly, but enough to make you doubt the veracity of the "photo." nice try, tho

Posted by ellarosa | March 19, 2007 9:43 PM

Man, Paris will fuck anyone on camera, won't she? Is it too late for daddy to rewrite his will?

Posted by Gomez | March 19, 2007 10:15 PM

Photoshop central. Look closely at white line right at her chin, and also between her neck and the head of the guy's dick, where Paris Hilton's face was clipped in. But the real issue is this - why has the Stranger been reduced to broadcasting cheap sensationalism about a trashy heiress? And not even real sensationalism, but a poorly doctored porn shot? Sad day for the Stranger.

Posted by Whatever | March 20, 2007 10:46 AM

Thanks for pointing that out, Whatever. That's the sort of thing that needs pointing out.

Posted by Matt from Denver | March 20, 2007 11:27 AM

#20 (and everyone who clicked the link)

Why are the guys in the hot tub so nasty? I'm going to have nightmares. Ick.

Posted by Papayas | March 20, 2007 11:41 PM

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