Slog - Comments on I Remember When I Remember I Remember When I Lost My Mind http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh The well-named Media Take Out is hyping what is certainly the Paris Hilton rumor of the minute and the Cee-Lo rumor of the millennium: this photo, allegedly depiciting everyone's favorite celebrity heiress clutching the wang of the Goodie Mob/Gnarls Barkley star. (To see the completely NSFW unedited pic, click the relatively safe pic below.) Alright. Clearly that's Paris, but could it really be Cee-Lo? Granted, it's unlikely Paris kneels before chubby dudes who aren't superstars with a brilliant track record for turning worthless hos into viable recording artists (Cee-Lo wrote "Dontcha" for the Pussycat Dolls) but until I see Cee-Lo's... Copyright 2008 Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:10:52 -0800 Tue, 20 Mar 2007 23:41:19 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mark Mitchell


Are you sure that's not Charles Mudede?

]]> Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c673995 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c673995 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:21:56 -0800 Comment by stephanie PhotoShop, anyone?

]]> stephanie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c673997 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c673997 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:24:21 -0800 Comment by monkey I seriously hate that nasty vapid bitch slut whore, BUT, I don't think it's her.

1. Paris would never have nails that long. Just try to find a picture of Paris with long nails, let alone the crappy manicure.

2. After Paris' sex tape the last thing she's going to do is pose for a camera while blowing a black dude (see also her recent reference to n****rs).

3. The dude she's supposedly blowing is way fatter than that(belly, I mean. This dude is packing some serious meat).

4. Her head is too big for the body she's been photoshopped onto.

Ew, now I need a shower. I can't believe I just defend that skank.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674000 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674000 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:27:52 -0800 Comment by David Schmader Monkey: Good points, especially noting the excessive girth of the actual Cee-Lo. However, after watching the Paris sex tape, I know that we will be seeing footage of her in sexual situations for the rest of our lives. Clearly the woman LOVES to have sex on camera.

]]> David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674003 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674003 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:31:48 -0800 Comment by monkey True David, the camera is her true lover and seems she'll do anything for it. If it's not her it might as well be.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674012 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674012 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:37:49 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle TMI.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674024 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674024 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:57:07 -0800 Comment by Tiz I'm not suggesting by any means that all slogs should be serious, but poorly photoshopped pictures? Why?

]]> Tiz http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674039 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674039 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:10:02 -0800 Comment by catnextdoor I vote for Mudede!

]]> catnextdoor http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674042 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674042 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:13:28 -0800 Comment by Matt from Denver Alright, I'm not sure if it's real or not. But can those of you alleging Photoshop point to anything obvious? Her head looks proportional, her body is really that skinny, the skin tone matches... So am I missing something? Or have you really scrutinized the photo at all?

]]> Matt from Denver http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674056 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674056 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:25:41 -0800 Comment by Tiz 1) I don't think the head looks proportional at all.

2) Have you looked at anything else from Media Take Out? What a waste of bandwidth.

3) I know Paris is a camera whore (at the least), but I don't buy the composition of this photo.

]]> Tiz http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674089 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674089 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:59:44 -0800 Comment by monkey Find me a picture of Paris with long painted nails and I'll buy it.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674100 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674100 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 13:05:26 -0800 Comment by the one with the long nails long nails:
http://www.radio-plus.hr/content/galerija/736.jpg

here's just an embarrassing one:
http://i1.tinypic.com/n1ozt2.jpg

]]> the one with the long nails http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674152 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674152 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 13:44:25 -0800 Comment by monkey Trust me, I want to believe it's true. Really, I do. I just don't quite buy it. I'm still going to forward the story to everyone I know and not say that I think it's fake.

I need to see the Southpark with her vs. Mr. Slave again.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674198 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674198 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:21:33 -0800 Comment by Noink I happened to come across that photo just this morning on the following run-of-the-mill hardcore porn advertising site, and wondered briefly if it was Hilton, before getting on to more pressing matters:
http://www.spunkyvids.com/spunk.shtml
(Just a bit NSFW, as it is a HARDCORE PORN SITE)
Sadly, it doesn't actually link to a gallery or videos, just to other preview sites. So, no closer to the truth.

]]> Noink http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674351 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674351 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:19:23 -0800 Comment by ellarosa it just looks wrong...the head does seem out of proportion, only slightly, but enough to make you doubt the veracity of the "photo." nice try, tho

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674745 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674745 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 21:43:27 -0800 Comment by Gomez Man, Paris will fuck anyone on camera, won't she? Is it too late for daddy to rewrite his will?

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674780 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c674780 Celeb Mon, 19 Mar 2007 22:15:37 -0800 Comment by Whatever Photoshop central. Look closely at white line right at her chin, and also between her neck and the head of the guy's dick, where Paris Hilton's face was clipped in. But the real issue is this - why has the Stranger been reduced to broadcasting cheap sensationalism about a trashy heiress? And not even real sensationalism, but a poorly doctored porn shot? Sad day for the Stranger.

]]> Whatever http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c675356 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c675356 Celeb Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:46:13 -0800 Comment by Matt from Denver Thanks for pointing that out, Whatever. That's the sort of thing that needs pointing out.

]]> Matt from Denver http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c675404 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c675404 Celeb Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:27:45 -0800 Comment by Papayas #20 (and everyone who clicked the link)

Why are the guys in the hot tub so nasty? I'm going to have nightmares. Ick.

]]> Papayas http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c676182 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/i_remember_when_i_remember_i_remember_wh#c676182 Celeb Tue, 20 Mar 2007 23:41:19 -0800