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Just looking at your couch made me gay. Call me.

Posted by Thom | March 15, 2007 12:10 PM
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I think this should be a regular feature. Couches of Stranger staffers. Mr. Mudede, show us your couch!

Posted by E. Steven | March 15, 2007 12:15 PM
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Our apartments look exactly the same. Except mine ain't gay.

Posted by Ari Spool | March 15, 2007 12:24 PM
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Your apartment might not be gay, Ari, but I bet your closet is in the closet.

Posted by him | March 15, 2007 12:38 PM
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Books make you gay, Christopher. And typewriters make you, geez, I don't know, crazy? Do you use it to type grammatically incomprehensible religious screeds that you then surreptitiously slip into library books? You should.

Posted by Fnarf | March 15, 2007 12:43 PM
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Yes, and watching 300 made you gay too. Less competition for us straight guys! Woo Hoo!

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 15, 2007 1:15 PM
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But what we all want to know is what have you DONE on the couch Christopher? What stories could the couch tell us? That is what makes it a gay couch....

Posted by Andrew | March 15, 2007 1:19 PM
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If possible, I think I might now be gayer than I was before seeing that couch. Yep. Pretty sure.

Posted by SDA in SEA | March 15, 2007 2:24 PM
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That is an exceptionally hideous couch.

Posted by Chris | March 15, 2007 2:37 PM
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No, no, no. The couch doesn't make you gay. Having homoerotic encounters on the couch makes you gay. Silly.

Posted by treacle | March 15, 2007 3:55 PM
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I have a chair (with matching pillow) that looks to be striped in that same pattern. Maybe it will make me bi.

Posted by amazonmidwife | March 16, 2007 5:51 AM
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the glare from the US Bank sign reflecting off the sheen of your couch, makes it VERY gay...

Posted by michael strangeways | March 16, 2007 9:30 AM
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I think I spy that bathroom door that we tried to kick down one night, long ago.

Kicking down a door is hard.

Posted by Dakota | March 16, 2007 9:45 AM
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homoerotic encounters ???

is that related to hard core butt fuckintg, which is what Eli likes

Or sliming all over the couch from the many shooter blow jobs which crate tons of jism....

Homoerotic encounters....honey...go get some dick.

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