Slog - Comments on Having a Shitty Day? http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day Here, let Knut fix you:... Copyright 2008 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:25:49 -0800 Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:42:10 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Courtney In the words of Stephen Colbert: Ooohhh, lookit his eyes are like little buttons!

]]> Courtney http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681138 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681138 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:39:16 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew Thank you, Megan. That was so sweet!

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681203 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681203 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:23:12 -0800 Comment by treacle Almost worked, too.

]]> treacle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681206 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681206 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:25:20 -0800 Comment by imaginary dana There's nothing cuter than an eisbear*. Unless it's a klein eisbear.

*I have no idea how to spell in German.

]]> imaginary dana http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681220 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681220 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:34:53 -0800 Comment by Sargon Bighorn Oh Gawd that was sweet. And to think their habitate is melting away. Roads more roads, cars more cars, that's the answer!

]]> Sargon Bighorn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681223 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681223 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:39:42 -0800 Comment by Giffy Why oh why the fuck has genetic engineering not let us make animals that are permanently babies. I want a damn baby polar bear and I want it right now. All you lazy godless scientist stop dicking around with stem cells and evolution and do something productive like permanent baby animals.

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681312 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681312 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:31:42 -0800 Comment by Joey The Girl So...how long do you think it'll be til Knut mauls one of his handlers?

]]> Joey The Girl http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681327 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681327 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:55:56 -0800 Comment by COMTE Joey,

Exactly! K-nute (I love that the Germans actually pronounce the "Kuh"!), may be cute-n'-cuddley NOW, but what happens when he grows into 900 lbs of seal-gnawing menace?

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681388 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681388 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 23:31:40 -0800 Comment by el ganador My german is a little rusty, but I think the girl is singing about how he's being trainied by der furher to lead the invasion forces of the Fourth Reich...

]]> el ganador http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681473 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681473 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:23:11 -0800 Comment by David Wright Knut is very cute, but that song is such treacle it makes me gag. Here are the translated lyrics:

Knut, he is a teddy bear,
but he has no mama now,
still he is sassy and happy,
and the star of the zoo!

Little critter all in white,
and he got all cuddly soft,
everyone loves Knut so much,
we're so glad you're here!

Knut, Knut,
little polar bear from the zoo,
Knut, Knut,
life is good for you.

et c.

]]> David Wright http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681545 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681545 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:10:08 -0800 Comment by Andrew Make my day better???!!! WTF!!!!! The "cute" little baby was REJECTED by his MOTHER!!!! Christ!!!! Talk about a real downer!! Wait...Ohhhhhh he is so cute with his little dumb bell in his mouth!! Lookie at Knut, he is going to the gym!! Oh, working out already and parental rejection.... I think he is gay.

]]> Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681676 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681676 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:41:28 -0800 Comment by Giffy Comte and Joey,
Well since its a zoo and all, my hunch is that he will live in the polar bear habit with all the other 900 pound polar bears they got.

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681688 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681688 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:31:32 -0800 Comment by JudithBjini i vote for permanent baby animals too! ooh and permanent baby republicans.

]]> JudithBjini http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681721 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681721 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:28:52 -0800 Comment by wench I prefer not knowing what the lyrics say - "Knut is ein cooshy-bear" sounds so darn cute. It just can't be as cute if you know what it says.

]]> wench http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681742 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681742 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:58:20 -0800 Comment by Rielle Giffy @ 6:

There is a way to keep an animal a baby forever - some sort of hormonal injections that prevent the animal from developing further.

]]> Rielle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681773 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681773 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:36:17 -0800 Comment by monkey HE'S SOOOOO FUCKING CUUUTE!!!

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681908 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681908 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 13:28:00 -0800 Comment by socute Hah, point for Andrew (#11)!

]]> socute http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681934 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c681934 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 14:09:57 -0800 Comment by rorry I still have the white teddy from childhood -

nice post, sending to nieces and other school kids - less jaded than the Danger readers

have you paid attention to the claws on these bears when grown, sharp and with one swipe the seal's head is gone

]]> rorry http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c682371 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c682371 Sun, 25 Mar 2007 15:59:51 -0800 Comment by lalababadada I LOVE KNUT! HE IS SO CUTE! can any one tell me the name of the knut song? and who sings it? THANKS!

]]> lalababadada http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c685475 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c685475 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 19:43:58 -0800 Comment by hermit KNUT非常可爱,有点像泰迪熊的真实版,建议应该生产KNUT版的泰迪熊,肯定大受欢迎

]]> hermit http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c687404 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c687404 Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:41:59 -0800 Comment by hermit KNUT非常可爱,有点像泰迪熊的真实版,建议应该生产KNUT版的泰迪熊,肯定大受欢迎

]]> hermit http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c687405 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/having_a_shitty_day#c687405 Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:42:10 -0800