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Why does anybody at The Stranger care about this guy? I don't get it.

I think he's hilarious.

Donnie Davies = Mark Foley 2008

Mark your calendar now.

No, really, you guys--as I said yesterday, Donnie Davies is an ex-gay the same way Dina Martina is a lady.

"Gay Seattle minions" is my new favorite phrase.

What about our little dogs, too?

Dan, I can't wait for you to be straight!

oh, david schmader. as soon as you're straight, you're going down on all of us? that is just so romantic, i could just DIE.

but wait - he actually is a far right maniac posing as a left wing comedy stunt? for what purpose, again? is he actually trying to advance his ideas or is he just trying to get attention?

maybe i'm still swooning over the prospect of your impending courting methods, but i don't get it.

Is that as in minions of gay Seattle, or Seattle's gay minions? Do you have to be gay to be a minion, is what I'm asking.

How do I apply to be a minion?
Anyway I can get cured from gayness and start enjoying pussy?

I'm no minion: Don't forget, I was Mr. Gay Seattle 1999 and that title wasn't handed to me on a silver platter. I had to lip sync a song!

I want to *do* Donnie. As long as he squeals like a pig! And no lube either - just enough spit to get in, then papa's rammin it home!

"Gay Minions." Best.band.name.evah.

Dear Catalina,

Thank you for that Hairspray paraphrase.

Plus, I am now certain I know who you are. (It's kinda stupid it's taken me this long, but I'm dumb.)

Anyway, hi!

DS