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Thursday, March 8, 2007

Donnie Davies Responds!

posted by on March 8 at 16:47 PM

Hello everybody. Yesterday I slogged about the booking of America’s hottest new ex-gay troubadour Donnie Davies at next week’s South by Southwest music fest.

Today I noticed a man purporting to be Donnie Davies himself replied to the post:

Actually, Dan correctly discerned that I am a far right neo-conservative hate speech propaganda program cleverly disguised as a far left comedy stunt. The SXSW staff was very impressed by how much you blogged about me and agreed that we were on to something. God is going to help me make you straight, and all of your Gay Seattle minions too.

Thanks, Donnie! I can’t wait! Break legs at SXSW, and ladies—get ready! Once I’m straight, I’m going down on all of you!

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1

Why does anybody at The Stranger care about this guy? I don't get it.

Posted by BD | March 8, 2007 5:08 PM
2

I think he's hilarious.

Posted by David Schmader | March 8, 2007 5:10 PM
3

Donnie Davies = Mark Foley 2008

Mark your calendar now.

Posted by matthew fisher wilder | March 8, 2007 5:11 PM
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No, really, you guys--as I said yesterday, Donnie Davies is an ex-gay the same way Dina Martina is a lady.

Posted by David Schmader | March 8, 2007 5:13 PM
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"Gay Seattle minions" is my new favorite phrase.

Posted by Donna | March 8, 2007 5:24 PM
6

What about our little dogs, too?

Posted by Original Andrew | March 8, 2007 5:39 PM
7

Dan, I can't wait for you to be straight!

Posted by Dee in SF | March 8, 2007 5:49 PM
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oh, david schmader. as soon as you're straight, you're going down on all of us? that is just so romantic, i could just DIE.

but wait - he actually is a far right maniac posing as a left wing comedy stunt? for what purpose, again? is he actually trying to advance his ideas or is he just trying to get attention?

maybe i'm still swooning over the prospect of your impending courting methods, but i don't get it.

Posted by gforce | March 8, 2007 6:13 PM
9

Is that as in minions of gay Seattle, or Seattle's gay minions? Do you have to be gay to be a minion, is what I'm asking.

Posted by Fnarf | March 8, 2007 6:20 PM
10

How do I apply to be a minion?
Anyway I can get cured from gayness and start enjoying pussy?

Posted by rufus | March 8, 2007 8:03 PM
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I'm no minion: Don't forget, I was Mr. Gay Seattle 1999 and that title wasn't handed to me on a silver platter. I had to lip sync a song!

Posted by catalina vel-duray | March 8, 2007 10:01 PM
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I want to *do* Donnie. As long as he squeals like a pig! And no lube either - just enough spit to get in, then papa's rammin it home!

Posted by montex | March 9, 2007 11:41 AM
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"Gay Minions." Best.band.name.evah.

Posted by Tlazolteotl | March 9, 2007 1:24 PM
14

Dear Catalina,

Thank you for that Hairspray paraphrase.

Plus, I am now certain I know who you are. (It's kinda stupid it's taken me this long, but I'm dumb.)

Anyway, hi!

DS

Posted by David Schmader | March 9, 2007 2:56 PM

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