Comments on Deep-Fried Deliciousness, Redux

Listen lady, I de-greased those things as much as one can de-grease something wrapped in bacon. Besides, you could've saved that grease and sold it to bio-diesel hippies, but instead you chose to drink it. True story.

Sounds like a normal night at the chippy.

Deep fried cookie dough actually sounds kind of good...I'm blaming my southern heritage; they fry EVERYTHING down there.

You should try the dessert at Skylark in West Seattle... deep fried and battered hostess pies a la mode.

...heart attack waiting to happen. One of the chefs actually verbally abuses whomever orders them.

Try microwaving the bacon - it gets rid of excess grease and is still yummerific.

More disgusting fatty greasiness. And Erica's ass grows wider still.

I know where this is headed. You all are going to get your universal health care and then I'm going to be stuck paying for your fucking heart surgery.

We've banned smoking in public places, now we need to ban deep fat frying.

Oh, yeah, deep fried pizza is so gross. When I was in college in Scotland there was a fry bar you could bring anything to to get deep fried, and tons of people would bring pizzas. I tried it one time and nearly threw up.

(And yes, that guarantee of 'we'll deep fry anything' was tested. A lot. Somewhere I have a picture of a deep fried bra; it's quite funny)

Say, Erica, ever tried deep fried viaduct?

Why would someone comment on Erica's body? No one ever comments on Dan's body, or David's body. At least no one that I've heard. Maybe it is because she's a woman. As women our bodies are open to public consumption and discussion.