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Someone tell Timbaland to STFU. She ain't no Nelly Furtado.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 7, 2007 5:24 PM
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Nice copyright infringement by ganking the ideas and verbatim words from realultimatepower.net

Posted by Sam | March 7, 2007 5:47 PM
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Sam, that's the best site on earth. Everyone else, go to Sam's link... or he'll chop your head off.

Posted by GW | March 7, 2007 6:18 PM
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Its a good site, but we all know the best page in the universe is here: www.maddox.xmission.com

Posted by Lumpy Rutherford | March 7, 2007 6:35 PM
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I CANNOT BELIEVE I KNOW THIS, but this is a ripoff of a website that I remember from back in high school. I believe that instead of Britney Spears, Ninjas were the subject. The layout and sentence structure were the same, Ninjas were just the noun and there were pictures of ninjas instead of Britney Spears. I think there was even the same line about loving them with his pee pee.

I think I just upped my dork factor by a million

Posted by Jessica | March 7, 2007 8:22 PM
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Jessica -- you're a girl. You upped your dork factor by a *trillion*. :)

Posted by A | March 7, 2007 10:04 PM
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Oh, and I think I read the same thing about Chuck Norris. Who ripped himself out of his momma's womb. Or something.

Posted by A | March 7, 2007 10:06 PM
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Oh (once again), there's a link to the ninjas page from the Britney page too, right at the bottom.

Posted by A | March 7, 2007 10:08 PM
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she made matthew kangas cry.

Posted by hoochie from wynoochie | March 8, 2007 2:46 AM
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With ninjas, it was funny.
With hippos, it was absurdly funny.
But this is just overkill.
Not Funny.

Posted by steve | March 8, 2007 7:09 AM
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Where did the whole ninjas vs. pirates bullshit that I discovered last year at Western come from anyways?

Posted by The CHZA | March 8, 2007 7:35 AM
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Don't forget the zombies @11.

You stop paying attention for just one minute, and the next thing you know, zombie ninja space pirates are chewing on your cerebral cortex.

Posted by COMTE | March 8, 2007 8:42 AM
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OK-I would be lying if I said this isn't funny. But I won't be laughing if she goes the way of Anna Nicole. I know people who live with addictions as well as mental illness, and, well I question such humor.
It seems like there are two things going on here: 1)exaggeration-duh!2)and mocking. I'm just sayin', y'all call bullshit on racism, sexism, and homophobia. What about the current of bias against the mentally ill? Before I end this rant, I can already hear "Eww, she's too serious" or whatever. I simply do not believe that once someone enters the public sphere, everything about them is fair game.

Posted by Special K | March 8, 2007 11:03 AM
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Hi Jim. You letter i received. Thanks! Photos is GREAT!!!!

Posted by Slim | March 20, 2007 5:27 AM

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