Save the Children, or Billy Ray Cyrus Is an Awful Parent
posted by March 19 at 11:24 AMon
Shit like this just makes my blood boil:
The young woman is Miley Cyrus, daughter of one Billy Ray Cyrus.
Hey Billy Ray: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Haven’t you seen what Disney does to kids? They’re a fucking freak factory, turning normal children into felons, addicts, and religious zealots. Disney churns out more fucked up children than any creepy Victorian orphanage where the kids had to sleep with the spiders and eat gruel. A few years with the Mouseketeers turned this girl:
And Britney is just the Mousekekasualty du jour. There’s the sad story of Doreen Tracey, went from this to (NSFW) this. There is the story of poor Darlene Gillespie, who went to the clink for fraud. And tiny Tommy Kirk, who became a drug addict. And Tony Lucca, now a sad little man reduced to fluffing his own Wikipedia articles. And Roberta Shore, who went Mormon. And Tim Considine who sometimes fills in for William Saffire’s language column in the New York Times.
And who’s to say that this gig didn’t knock its star into orbit:
And gave Jackson a traction with the kiddies that was a prelude to all kinds of disasters:
And now poor wee Cyrus is being fed to the same sinister, corrupting machine.
All you motherfuckers who want to save the children should get your asses over to the Cyrus household and stage a goddamn intervention.
Save Miley. Before it’s too late.