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Thursday, March 29, 2007

American Idol: Buh-Bye Chris Sligh!

posted by on March 29 at 11:38 AM

Once the most beloved of Idol contestants for his snappy comedic stylings (and lightning quick Simon jabs), the overweight mop-topped CHRIS SLIGH has been given the boot from AMERICAN IDOL. Could it have been because of his Tuesday night massacre of “Every Little Thing She Does is Magic,” or his revelation that he is a “Christ follower”? From Chris Sligh’s blog

I am first and foremost a Christ-follower. I am also a rock star. I don’t feel the two are diametrically opposed. If you do…I feel bad for you.

Hmm… defensive much? See ya in hell, Chris.
Anyhoo, glad he’s gone, because that means more fun from Mr. Pony-Hawk himself, the evil SANJAYA! It’s becoming more and more apparent that his fellow contestants are going bat-shit crazy over the fact that Sanjaya is more pervasive than genital warts, and like the STD, refuses to go away. This could be super bad news for “J” who is now on day 12 of her hunger strike, and will have to go without food for AT LEAST another week! If she keeps it up, pretty soon she’ll be able to fit into Nicole Richey’s bikini!

Not crying for Chris.

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how fucking stupid is that starving bullshit?!

way to put yourself out there for a worthy cause!

Posted by konstantconsumer | March 29, 2007 12:35 PM

no one seems to care about this....what a sad day in america when no one wants to comment on chris sligh...

i do wonder at what point of the tour, will the contestants who got booted BEFORE ManJina rise up, kill him and feed him to the homeless...

Posted by michael strangeways | March 29, 2007 12:36 PM

I can't stand watching whole clips of this show. Can't you guys just post a picture/screenshot of this infamous Pony-Hawk so I can chuckle at it without watching any video?

Posted by steve | March 29, 2007 12:57 PM

if sligh would've lost the hair, ditched that christ crap and have worn more tight-fitting garments, i would've voted for him

Posted by chubby chaser | March 29, 2007 1:03 PM

Seattle Will Have His Revenge On Simon

Go, Sanjaya

Posted by matthew fisher wilder | March 29, 2007 2:31 PM

I LOVE the ponyhawk. Totally fabulous.

Do you think it would be completely undignified for me, a middle aged homo, to wear a ponyhawk? Okay, nevermind.

Posted by SDA in SEA | March 29, 2007 4:00 PM

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