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Thursday, March 8, 2007

A Ray of Anonymous Sunshine

posted by on March 8 at 9:46 AM

Typically, The Stranger’s I, Anonymous column contains nothing but spite, from threatening someone’s hairdo to mocking someone’s genitals.

But this morning brought a rare nice I, Anonymous submission to my inbox, and after a decade and a half of printing bile, I feel I must share it:

Dear Nice Lady, You saw me running for the bus. You saw the bus stop for a second, right as I was by the back door, and you probably thought—like I did—that I’d just barely made it. And then you saw it pull away. You must have also seen me continue to run for a bit, slightly confused in my pre-coffee haze, that it hadn’t actually opened the doors. And then you pulled over and asked if I wanted a ride down the street so I could catch him. My normal instincts are to turn these kinds of offers down—there are mass murderers and crazy people everywhere you look these days. But I took a second look at you with your expensive-looking little dogs and your Magnolia persona and I thought—what the hell? You’d had a bad morning and were trying to reverse your karma, and I can understand that, and you strategically zoomed ahead in such a way that not only did I make the bus; I made it onto the express bus that was ahead of it. I made it to the doctor’s with extra time to get coffee. And so, nice lady, I doubt you are a Stranger reader, but I am out of ideas for how to say THANK YOU. You made me one of the luckies today and here’s to hoping your day turned around. You’re the best. Love, Running For The Bus Lady

Thanks to Anonymous for sharing, and thanks to the karma-correcting driver for not murdering Anonymous.

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1

What a nice (yet not saccharin) story, thanks for posting it.

Posted by Zaleya | March 8, 2007 11:02 AM
2

That was great.

Posted by yay | March 8, 2007 11:13 AM
3

I did something similar a few weeks ago. Having acquired a car rather late into the game (actually I only own *half* of it), I know now how much it sucks to rely on the bus. Especially if you're out the door a minute late.

Easy to recognize the deflation of the older lady with bags who was pinned down opposite the bus she wanted by traffic crossing in both directions. She knew she was SOL.

I'm right next to her, waiting for the same hole in the traffic to turn onto the arterial. She looked at me and I told her to hop in.

We chit-chatted about buses. Her trip requires her to transfer, which we skipped, and I dropped her off at the Starbucks near her work so that she, too, could get a coffee and still not be late.

You are a noble balm sometimes, half-a-car.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | March 8, 2007 11:44 AM
4

This kind of thing happens to me in Seattle all the time. I sometimes wonder what city other people live in when I read about what terrible things happen to them. I know that I live in just-North and just-South Seattle (all around the ship canal), but I travel far north and far south regularly, and see lovely behavior all over.

Posted by Glenn Fleishman | March 8, 2007 11:46 AM
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Kindness is sexy. It really is.

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