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"22. Do you have any books that can be used for same-sex partners?
All of our books are about a man and a woman in love, so the pronouns and body parts are masculine/feminine and cannot be changed."

There goes my gift idea for my girlfriend.

Mortifying.

"His fragrance, Old Spice, filled her nostrils and excited her."

Wow.

SeattleExile beat me to it. That Old Spice line is the best! You just can't write this stuff. Oh wait, nevermind.

I love it when people say "his sex" when they really mean "his cock". Shame they are too lazy to write same sex pronouns. This shit is hilarious.

From the write up for "Awake, My Love":
Awake, My Love
takes place in your own hometown and is a romp through time and space. Due to a car accident, our couple get an answer to the question, "What would happen if you lost everything?" Through dream sequences, he becomes a cowboy, she a Miss Kitty in the Old West; she a medieval princess, he her defender; he a talking dolphin, she a ballerina; plus much more. Ultimately, they face their fears and learn all they have, and all they have to lose."

Talking dolphin?! Sounds kinky...

I would LOVE a romp through time and space, but $49.95 is a little steep. I think I'll write my own, only in mine, he will be a talking badger.

Just remember everyone, dolphins and ballerinas, OK. But no same-sex pairing, that is just too hard to imagine.

Oh, and please tell me that is a picture of Tim and Eric from Adult Swim.

My personal favorite Valentine's message: cat squatting in litterbox, with caption, "I got your Valentine right here."

I still prefer the fireman and psychic veterinarian romance novel.

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