Slog - Comments on The Oscars: Hour Four http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four 8:29: Melissa Etheridge just won an Oscar. I am officially on global warming's side now. Still, her eloquence was admirable, and I like lesbians who beat cancer. I'm so confused. 8:41: Thelma Schoonmaker wins! She's as great an American artist as Gene Kelly! Suck it, Fnarf! 8: 44: Jodie Foster pees standing up. That's all I'm saying. 8:46: Corpse parade! These always make me cry. Always. (P.S. I think Jack Warden has been in every movie I've ever seen.)... Copyright 2008 Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:29:43 -0800 Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:30:08 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by chuckles as a lesbian, i would just like to say, i wish cancer had won.

i'm not sure why it has killed two good people i know in the last month but skipped this troll. i suspect capitalism.

fuck everything.

]]> chuckles http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649098 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649098 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:35:07 -0800 Comment by David Schmader Holy shit, Chuckles! You've earned your name and then some.

]]> David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649101 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649101 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:37:17 -0800 Comment by chuckles it's the sparkling joy of my soul ever shining through that makes people love me.

thank you david.

]]> chuckles http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649103 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649103 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:39:26 -0800 Comment by Joey The Girl This montage they're doing...I forgot what the hell it was even about.

]]> Joey The Girl http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649104 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:40:48 -0800 Comment by David Schmader I forgot for a minute too, then I remembered: It was about America being full of all sorts of different stuff.

]]> David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649105 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649105 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:41:56 -0800 Comment by David Summerlin Schoonmaker is an editor's editor, fer sure. We study her.

]]> David Summerlin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649107 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649107 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:44:25 -0800 Comment by Joshica and Monique we got bored with the montage and looked at a high school yearbook instead. So what was the montage about? Excellent speech from Editing winner, BTW.

]]> Joshica and Monique http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649108 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649108 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:44:35 -0800 Comment by cupcake During the montage, I said, "This is re-TARDED," and then Tom Hanks in his little army get-up said, "Yes, it is."

]]> cupcake http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649110 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649110 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:45:56 -0800 Comment by Joshica and Monique Jodie Foster is teh hawt.

]]> Joshica and Monique http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649111 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649111 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:46:04 -0800 Comment by ouch the dead people and sweet music..... don't they play the same music every year with this segment?

]]> ouch http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649112 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649112 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:47:30 -0800 Comment by ouch Jack Wild..... my hero!!!!

]]> ouch http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649113 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649113 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:48:14 -0800 Comment by Joey The Girl So now it's another montage. They just showed Jack Palance doing the one-armed push-up. I thought those meant he COULDN'T die?

]]> Joey The Girl http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649115 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649115 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:48:47 -0800 Comment by chuckles will jodie foster ever stop being such weird-assed closet freak? i do not understand -- no one on earth would care. her commitment to the closet creeps me.

]]> chuckles http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649118 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649118 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:51:23 -0800 Comment by Joey The Girl Yeah, Jodie just needs to get over it and come out.

And Ellen's blue suit? Not so hot.

]]> Joey The Girl http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649119 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649119 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:52:38 -0800 Comment by Joshica and Monique BOO to Ellen's new outift! We say return to the white! We love PSH's "I rolled here out of an 8-week bender" look.

]]> Joshica and Monique http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649120 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649120 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:53:10 -0800 Comment by gforce PSH looks like he has fettucini for hair. delicious fettucini.

]]> gforce http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649122 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649122 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:54:30 -0800 Comment by chuckles helen mirren.

umm i already have it bad for 'older' women, and helen is just killing me. pant pant pant

foxy moxy, that one has!

]]> chuckles http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649125 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649125 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:56:10 -0800 Comment by robotslave What's up with having a someone host the commercials? I don't remember that from previous years. Yes, mister uselessly talking man, I do know there's still more to come. Thanks so much.

]]> robotslave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649128 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649128 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:59:29 -0800 Comment by Andy Niable Helen Mirren, child of socialists, shoulda taken the opportunity to go all Vanessa Redgrave... but oh well.

]]> Andy Niable http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649129 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649129 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:59:41 -0800 Comment by Andy Niable Okay, Ellen, the folksy stuff is cute, but please, Academy, stop hiring hosts to hijack the show and morph it into whatever show they do.

]]> Andy Niable http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649131 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649131 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 21:01:43 -0800 Comment by kinaidos Maybe it's not new to anyone but me, but the Pogues as soundtrack to a Cadillac SUV has pretty much ended my capacity to enjoy anything more this evening.

]]> kinaidos http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649136 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649136 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 21:03:23 -0800 Comment by robotslave Man, Forest is about the last person I would have figured to get broken up like that in an acceptance speech.

]]> robotslave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649143 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649143 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 21:06:52 -0800 Comment by Joshica and Monique Did they just say "the only movie he's ever done with a plot"? This is echoed by our other, less vocal partygoers.

]]> Joshica and Monique http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649161 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649161 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 21:15:52 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi That's what Scorsese supposedly said.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649168 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649168 TV Sun, 25 Feb 2007 21:24:22 -0800 Comment by monkey Forest W is exactly the guy I'd expect to get broken up on an acceptance speech

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649243 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649243 TV Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:19:25 -0800 Comment by SeMe Forrest Whitaker should have won for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

]]> SeMe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649251 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/the_oscars_hour_four#c649251 TV Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:30:08 -0800