TV The Oscars: Hour Four
posted by February 25 at 20:29 PM
on8:29: Melissa Etheridge just won an Oscar. I am officially on global warming’s side now. Still, her eloquence was admirable, and I like lesbians who beat cancer. I’m so confused.
8:41: Thelma Schoonmaker wins! She’s as great an American artist as Gene Kelly! Suck it, Fnarf!
8: 44: Jodie Foster pees standing up. That’s all I’m saying.
8:46: Corpse parade! These always make me cry. Always. (P.S. I think Jack Warden has been in every movie I’ve ever seen.)
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as a lesbian, i would just like to say, i wish cancer had won.
i'm not sure why it has killed two good people i know in the last month but skipped this troll. i suspect capitalism.
fuck everything.
Holy shit, Chuckles! You've earned your name and then some.
it's the sparkling joy of my soul ever shining through that makes people love me.
thank you david.
This montage they're doing...I forgot what the hell it was even about.
I forgot for a minute too, then I remembered: It was about America being full of all sorts of different stuff.
Schoonmaker is an editor's editor, fer sure. We study her.
we got bored with the montage and looked at a high school yearbook instead. So what was the montage about? Excellent speech from Editing winner, BTW.
During the montage, I said, "This is re-TARDED," and then Tom Hanks in his little army get-up said, "Yes, it is."
Jodie Foster is teh hawt.
the dead people and sweet music..... don't they play the same music every year with this segment?
Jack Wild..... my hero!!!!
So now it's another montage. They just showed Jack Palance doing the one-armed push-up. I thought those meant he COULDN'T die?
will jodie foster ever stop being such weird-assed closet freak? i do not understand -- no one on earth would care. her commitment to the closet creeps me.
Yeah, Jodie just needs to get over it and come out.
And Ellen's blue suit? Not so hot.
BOO to Ellen's new outift! We say return to the white! We love PSH's "I rolled here out of an 8-week bender" look.
PSH looks like he has fettucini for hair. delicious fettucini.
helen mirren.
umm i already have it bad for 'older' women, and helen is just killing me. pant pant pant
foxy moxy, that one has!
What's up with having a someone host the commercials? I don't remember that from previous years. Yes, mister uselessly talking man, I do know there's still more to come. Thanks so much.
Helen Mirren, child of socialists, shoulda taken the opportunity to go all Vanessa Redgrave... but oh well.
Okay, Ellen, the folksy stuff is cute, but please, Academy, stop hiring hosts to hijack the show and morph it into whatever show they do.
Maybe it's not new to anyone but me, but the Pogues as soundtrack to a Cadillac SUV has pretty much ended my capacity to enjoy anything more this evening.
Man, Forest is about the last person I would have figured to get broken up like that in an acceptance speech.
Did they just say "the only movie he's ever done with a plot"? This is echoed by our other, less vocal partygoers.
That's what Scorsese supposedly said.
Forest W is exactly the guy I'd expect to get broken up on an acceptance speech
Forrest Whitaker should have won for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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