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posted by on February 15 at 8:30 AM
Slam Dunk: Iran is shipping arms to insurgents in Iraq—Bush is certain!
Slam Dunk II: Illegal arms being shipped to Iraq from Malta—shall we invade?
Lying Liars: Condi Rice mislead congress—so says a former Rice aide. But, hey, it wasn’t about a blowjob, so no biggie.
Bush Official Shacks Up With Lobbyist: It’s easier to crawl into bed with corporate lobbyists when you’re sharing a house with them.
Sonics: The Sonics don’t want the public to vote on handing them hundreds of millions of dollars to build a new stadium in Renton. Can you guess why?
A Body to Die Fight For: Anna Nicole Smith’s relations fight over her body, may be months until she’s buried.
Jet Screwed: Passengers stuck on grounded planes for 10 hours.
Just Ban It: Washington legislature to hold hearings limiting cell phone use by drivers.
No, it's cool this time: Bush is certain about those weapons. Did you see how he was gesturing in that press conference? It's a certainty! Why can't you people just believe him? What possible reason could you have for not believing that he has all the facts and his motivation is pure?
He just wants to protect the troops! Won't someone please think of the troops?
Yeah, I was snickering when he all but said, "what has happened in the recent past to make you skeptical of me?". Whatta dipshit.
Bush needs to read a little story called "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". It should be at about his reading level.
Just because they lie each and every day doesn't mean they're not telling the truth today ...
PSYCH!
Hey, how' bout the Seattle Times headline today:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/PDF/frontpage.pdf
"VIADUCT FIGHT: COULD STREETS BE THE ANSWER?"
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