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posted by February 5 at 8:08 AM
onSome big boys from Indianapolis win a big shiny football.
Violence in New Orleans: let’s blame no one.
All in the name of truth? Law enforcement gains new powers to collect DNA.
French women live the longest. Having worked for one, I still think they’re mean.
Baby pandas’ plight: Help! We have no names! (And we’re goofy cute.)
Don’t read this over breakfast: officials in Suffolk dispose of 159,000 turkeys that may have been infected by the bird flu.
In other bird news: American copters getting shot down in Iraq. Wheeee!
It used to be the Sweet Sixteen Rhinoplasty. Time for the post-puberty stomach staple?
Start your complaining: Curmudgeons are the best workers.
Comments
What? Nothing on automatic red traffic light camera tickets being unconstitutional?
From here it all goes downhill in Iraq. Seriously.
Just to clarify...the poor girl who died during her nose job was there correct deformities from a bad car accident; while one may extrapolate that such an action is vain, that may be a bit harsh.
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