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posted by on February 6 at 13:58 PM
Praise the lawd today:
Haggard now “completely heterosexual”Annie and Dan have already posted about this. But it really needs a third post. It’s that amazing. I really want to know what this “intensive counseling” involved. I hope, I pray, I suspect, listening to lots of Jim Reeves.DENVER — One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is “completely heterosexual.”
When the darkness appears
And the night draws near,
And the day is past and gone,
At the river I stand.
Guide my feet, hold my hand,
Take my hand, precious Lord,
Lead me home.
These people are crazy fucking imbeciles, and they run our country.
No one is "completely heterosexual." As straight as I am, I'd give it up for John Cuzack.
WE should all go on "The Journey"
http://www.loveinaction.org/default.aspx?pid=84
I mean, who doesn't want to "plunge into God's creations" - but isn't that what got Haggard in trouble to start with?
Meinert, why you gotta drag Steve Perry into all this...? ;)
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Haggard's 'heterosexual conversion' is truly insane; like sexuality is a light switch that can be flipped on or off.
You couldn't write a book or a movie like this - you'd be laughed out of the producer or editor's office!
Sheer madness...
Andrew, what do you mean? It would be a natural for Mudede to film. :-)
My husband would have sex with Brad Pitt any day of the week...and maybe twice.
It would be sweet to use a program like History Hound on the browsers of everyone in the White House & Congress to see how straight everyone is.
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