The Best of Mike Tyson
posted by on February 21 at 16:00 PM
I’m wasting time by watching this:
My new motto: “I was gonna rip his heart out, I’m the best ever.”
My personal favorite: “I normally don’t do interviews with women unless I fornicate with ‘em… so you shouldn’t talk any more… unless you wanna… you know.”
Runners up: “I want your heart, I want to eat your children, praise be to our lord!” and “I’ll eat your asshole alive, you bitch.”
Thanks to my friend Mac for sharing and allowing me to procrastinate just five minutes more.
Is he our next UN ambassador?
Mike Tyson was a physical god. He was basically a perfect boxer when he was young. Then Cus D'Amato died and he got used so much by other people that he turned into what he became.
He really is just a little kid who never had a dad or anyone that loved him. Everyone that was good to him died or ended up turning on him and ripping him off.
Sure he did some horrible shit, but he was so used it hurts to watch him.
im gonna fuck you till you love me you faggot
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