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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Get That Doctor

posted by on February 13 at 14:23 PM

Dr. Ayman Muhammad Rabaie al-Zawahiri, a psychologist and pharmacologist who also happens to be bin Laden’s doctor and second-in-command of an organization that the CIA once funded and also named The Base (Al Qaeda), stated in a new audiotape that President Bush “suffers from an addictive personality, and was an alcoholic.”

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I don’t know his present condition … but the one who examines his personality finds that he is addicted to two other faults - lying and gambling.
The U.S. Department of State will give you $25 million for any information that leads directly to the apprehension or conviction of this doctor.

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Nice prayer divot on his forehead.

Posted by Fnarf | February 13, 2007 2:53 PM
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The psychiatrist at Huffington Post who analyzed Bush’s behavior concluded that he suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Do any of these (like all 9) sound familiar?

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
4. requires excessive admiration
5. strong sense of entitlement
6. takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
9. arrogant affect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_Personality_Disorder

I’ve heard many lay people describe him as a “dry drunk,” meaning that he has a problem with constant lying (every time he opens his mouth), spending money he doesn’t have (the near doubling of the Federal debt to nearly $9 TRILLION over the last six years) and gambling (the double-down, Texas Hold ‘Em, Iraq Surge).

All in all, the Al-Qaeda freak is only saying what everyone else is thinking.

Posted by Original Andrew | February 13, 2007 3:12 PM
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I think that's his old labotomy entry hole.

Those do all sound familiar, OA.

Posted by him | February 13, 2007 4:04 PM
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That's the president half the country voted for. It shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who understands the behavior of rehab'ed addicts... but FOXNEWS can now run "The President is a drunk lying gambler" story under the guise of an evil fer-an-er Islamo-facist tease.

Posted by Phenics | February 13, 2007 4:43 PM
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OK. Here goes. Yes, Bush is still a boozer (dry drunk). And this guy they "want to find" is still in Pakistan. Hint: so is Osama bin Laden.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 13, 2007 11:15 PM
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News for all - Osama well hidden in very luxe Saudi Palace - new young wife, good medical things....good hashish, betcha.

Do very rich live in caves outside Seqattle?

You say no. Good reply like rest of world.

His fortune and family very big, lots of billions in gold.

Cave is painted for videos.

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