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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Thank You for Visiting The O.C.… Bitch.

posted by on February 22 at 14:39 PM

For those who are sentimental about this sort of thing (AND THAT WOULD BE ME), the series finale of my fave teen drama in the world, THE O.C. is tonight (Fox, 9 pm). While I’m sure it will be stomach-churning and sappy/morose, it had better include the following things that every good O.C. episode should have:

1) Ryan knocking someone into a pool (preferably at a fancy dinner party).
2) Kiki falling into an alcoholic stupor.
3) Julie boning… let’s see, who’s left… okay, Seth.
4) Summer taking off her shirt one more time.
5) Taylor Townsend taking off ANYTHING one more time.
6) Marissa being killed one more time. ( I really hated her.)
7) And Luke returning to bust Ryan in the mouth, and say, “Welcome to the O.C., bitch.”

Here’s the original scene that started it all! (SOB! They look so young and stupid!)

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3,4, and 6 - yeah! especially 4 - when OC started I wasn't that into her, but Seth changed my mind eventually - either that or she got better at acting.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 22, 2007 2:43 PM
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god i'll miss seth.

Posted by konstantConsumer | February 22, 2007 3:19 PM
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I'd have to say my favorite OC line of all time was Kirsten to her father, just after he chided her about her alcoholism: "I may like my chardonnay, but I am not going to die alone, which is a lot more than I can say for you!" A short time later, he drowned in his own pool.

Posted by Trey | February 22, 2007 4:26 PM
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This is so tradge. The show has been in top form this year, even better than Season 1.

Did you catch last week's meta-line where Seth joked that they could get at least another year out of a body-switching storyline between him and Ryan? Ha! Oh Seth, how we will miss you!

And I've loved Taylor! They should have fired Mischa Barton after Season 2. The writers really didn't know what to do with her character and it dragged the whole show down.

Oh well, at least they're going out on a high note: Excellent Season 4.

Hasta la vista Cohens and Company : )

Posted by Original Andrew | February 22, 2007 4:50 PM
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Seth was cool, @2.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 22, 2007 4:53 PM
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Don't call it that

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