Can you hear me now?
Glub.
I think some of these bars are going to annoyed when their drunk patrons find some other corner of the bathroom to pee in that doesn't talk back.
It is hard to believe someone thought this was a good idea, but it blows my mind up that enough people thought this is a good idea to bring it to fruition.
Who would ever take this seriously? I mean, you're peeing on it!!!
It would be better if they played "Rain Drops Keep Falling on my Head"
Does it only play when you're physically urinating on it, or does it start once you approach the stall? If it's the former, would it pause if you angled your stream away from it? That could be fun...kind of like scratching a record with pee.
You wouldn't be hating on talking urinals if you've ever pissed in the Star Trek Experience bathroom at the Las Vegas Hilton.
The urinal even "analyzed" my stream and informed me I was blessed with better than average luck in games of chance. I took its advice and wagered my paycheck at the craps table.
The urinal lied.
I think someone ought to make a urinal cake that features Rush Limbaugh's voice. Not only would it be fun to pee on, but it could tell you if prescription pain killers have been detected in your urine.
Ok, i was geeking out on the science channel and the show 2057 about what life may be like 50 years from now - anyway there was a part about a man going to take his morning wiz and his toilet verbally wanrs him about the alcohol content in his pee, so he fetches some other pee from a cabinet to pour in the toilet instead. Apparently in the future, insurance companies will analyze your pee and raise your rates or drop you. Luckily, the smart toilet will warn you! Alcohol content too high! Dilute before you flush, or else!
This also reminds me of a poster above the urinal at the Scarlet Tree (RIP) that was a motion activated talking add for Futurama. It scared the shit out of me the first time i heard it, and i saw dozens of patrons fall prey to it. few things funnier then seeing someone get startled while peeing.
I can't wait until these things start showing up in urinals around Boston. TERROR LEVEL RED!!!
At least some of you won't be so lonely in the bathroom anymore.
Drudge is *STILL* online? Why?
"Hi! Would you like me to flush the urinal for you? My you have a big one ... NO! Don't hit me with that sledgehammer!!!"
CRUNCH.
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