dude, you're trying to change Seattle from frosty to hot - not likely.
I've often thought of wearing a shirt that just contains all my vital stats. Like a walking gay.com profile.
REAL weekends -- what happened to the quiet Seattle three four drinks - hit on new person - two joints and great earthquake like sex?
my favorite weekend hundreds of times, yes several hundred, sorry semi virgins
you freaks need to take a second look at life wasted to promote some flim flam persona
get laid three times this weekend as in three good orgasms at the end of long erotic hours
forget smashing crap as if its fun, unless you come at the same time, on stage, yes maybe a circle jerk to up stage the Smashing Stuff Orgy
I don't think those are enough options...
Well, if you want that, celebrate Mardi Gras early this Saturday night at the Voodoo Carnivale that the Fremont Arts Council is putting on to fund the Fremont Solstice Parade - that is much more likely to have good results, especially since it's being held in a woman-friendly honest-to-Spaghetti-Monster organic fair trade chocolate factory in Fremont.
If the beer, wine, or other alcohol doesn't work, the fine chocolate and masks will do it.
First they need to stop getting straight twinks from wearing scat-bottom coded hanky's as a fashion accessory.
How about some sort of simple code like kinsey-number, realtionship status, and the first letter of of something that you are into - just as a conversation starter.
"5sf, fellatio?" "Well of course, who isn't into that, but it stands for felching actually."
Oh - and you SIMPLY MUST wikipedia "felching"
- This page is about the sexual activity. For the town, see Felch Township, Michigan. For the nineteenth-century politician, see Alpheus Felch -
On my next trip back to see my family of michiganders, I'll have to make sure to send some postcards from good ole Felch.
More breasts bared as ante.
Amen to that! I wore my "I'm single" badge all evening last V-Day. Not that it helped. I also vote adding a little gay/bi/straight part too... anything to help keep the guys away...
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