Slog - Comments on Re: 2007 Valentine's Day Bash: A modest proposal http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro The death-by-machete of the giant, lush jade plant was the irrefutable highlight of the '07 V.D. Bash. Dan fails to mention that he repeatedly threw big branches of it into the crowd, telling those overly protective of the plant's welfare that they could grow their own from a cutting (accurate); the branches were hurled back at our fearless leader with apparent vengeance. The (unrelated) modest proposal: The good citizens of Seattle should wear Bash-style labels—"blah blah blah I'M SINGLE" and "blah blah blah I'M TAKEN"—at all times. In this way, we may go from being the city notorious for no... Copyright 2008 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:50:44 -0800 Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:46:17 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Will in Seattle dude, you're trying to change Seattle from frosty to hot - not likely.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635679 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635679 Sex Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:03:48 -0800 Comment by monkey I've often thought of wearing a shirt that just contains all my vital stats. Like a walking gay.com profile.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635708 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635708 Sex Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:37:27 -0800 Comment by hildafnarf REAL weekends -- what happened to the quiet Seattle three four drinks - hit on new person - two joints and great earthquake like sex?

my favorite weekend hundreds of times, yes several hundred, sorry semi virgins

you freaks need to take a second look at life wasted to promote some flim flam persona

get laid three times this weekend as in three good orgasms at the end of long erotic hours

forget smashing crap as if its fun, unless you come at the same time, on stage, yes maybe a circle jerk to up stage the Smashing Stuff Orgy

]]> hildafnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635709 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635709 Sex Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:39:22 -0800 Comment by gfish I don't think those are enough options...

]]> gfish http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635714 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635714 Sex Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:47:52 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Well, if you want that, celebrate Mardi Gras early this Saturday night at the Voodoo Carnivale that the Fremont Arts Council is putting on to fund the Fremont Solstice Parade - that is much more likely to have good results, especially since it's being held in a woman-friendly honest-to-Spaghetti-Monster organic fair trade chocolate factory in Fremont.

If the beer, wine, or other alcohol doesn't work, the fine chocolate and masks will do it.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635715 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635715 Sex Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:48:30 -0800 Comment by kinaidos First they need to stop getting straight twinks from wearing scat-bottom coded hanky's as a fashion accessory.
How about some sort of simple code like kinsey-number, realtionship status, and the first letter of of something that you are into - just as a conversation starter.

"5sf, fellatio?" "Well of course, who isn't into that, but it stands for felching actually."

Oh - and you SIMPLY MUST wikipedia "felching"
- This page is about the sexual activity. For the town, see Felch Township, Michigan. For the nineteenth-century politician, see Alpheus Felch -

On my next trip back to see my family of michiganders, I'll have to make sure to send some postcards from good ole Felch.

]]> kinaidos http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635809 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c635809 Sex Fri, 16 Feb 2007 19:20:42 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale More breasts bared as ante.

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c636298 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c636298 Sex Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:12:31 -0800 Comment by fyca Amen to that! I wore my "I'm single" badge all evening last V-Day. Not that it helped. I also vote adding a little gay/bi/straight part too... anything to help keep the guys away...

]]> fyca http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c640019 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/re_2007_valentines_day_bash_a_modest_pro#c640019 Sex Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:46:17 -0800