Note to readers: I realize that Lil' Miss Ramsey's name is formally "JonBenét," but I refuse to add an accent aigu where, in French, this accent is unnecessary for the pronunciation to which we are accustomed—[bə 'ne(ɪ)]

They're clearly on a pilgrimage.

And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende
Of Washington to Seattle they wende,
The hooly blisful dumpstere for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan they made to tweeke.