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Good thing you're having yourself looked after. I did something like that to my knee once and now I can't do yoga. True story.

(Well, I've never actually gone to a yoga class. That's probably part of it, too.)

Posted by MvB | February 27, 2007 4:16 PM
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Now you know why snowboarding sucks!

Posted by chris | February 27, 2007 4:22 PM
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I hope you feel better. If you need
anything (perhaps I should specify -
like snacks or a newspaper), you have
a lot of local fans.

Posted by Leah in Somerville | February 27, 2007 4:26 PM
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Don't they take away your homo card when you start calling women sexy?

Posted by whuh? | February 27, 2007 4:26 PM
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"It would be easier for me to get hard in my motherís mouth."

: |

Posted by Aaro)))n Edge | February 27, 2007 4:54 PM
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Did you make the performance?

Posted by monkey | February 27, 2007 5:07 PM
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That is why snowboarding is a young person's sport. When we hit middle age, we are supposed to know better.

Posted by SDA in SEA | February 27, 2007 5:38 PM
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My doctor (at the Polyclinic) is not at all attractive, but I'd love to have sex with him in the examination room. He looks like he's hung.

Posted by Don't stop, Doctor! | February 27, 2007 5:41 PM
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Well, for all your injuries, your story was really funny.

Posted by meryl | February 27, 2007 6:01 PM
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thanks to your comment about "easier to get hard" etc, I don't think I will ever get a BONER EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!

also, Indian chicks are hot.

Posted by Mike in MO | February 27, 2007 6:29 PM
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Yeah, snowboarding is for old people. As is biking, walking, sex, laughter. Leave the life-enjoying to the kids. When we hit middle age, we should just sit still and wait to die.

Posted by Tone | February 27, 2007 7:33 PM
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Thank you for the medical fetishist perspective. Thinking about being the object of envy makes me feel somewhat better about my weekend encounter with six strapping young paramedics and firemen.

Posted by Cate | February 27, 2007 7:53 PM
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i second the thoughts @7. because a lifetime of developing ski instincts only serves to hurt you on a board. d'oh!

Posted by ellarosa | February 27, 2007 9:12 PM
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I also agree that you should be able to have fun at any age. Dan, your story reminds me of what happened to my mom 17 years ago. She was playing basketball and bent her knee BACKWARDS on a concrete bench. You really gotta be careful. I hope you get better soon, though. : )

Posted by Brad | February 27, 2007 9:16 PM
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Jazz and Golf.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | February 27, 2007 9:21 PM
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Dan, you're a bit of a moron not to have had someone look at your knee and leg when it happened.

Posted by jonathan | February 27, 2007 10:15 PM
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Dude, you're supposed to be one the Wise Elders in this here country. When you do something like that to yourself, you go to a hospital QUICKLY.

Posted by Noink | February 27, 2007 11:15 PM
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tesat

Posted by test | February 28, 2007 2:24 AM
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You fucking klutz! j/k couldn't resist. Get better soon and stick to pouffy sports like synchronized swimming ;P j/k bisous!

Posted by fred | February 28, 2007 5:47 AM
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Be sure to recommend to your med fetishists "The Operation" -- that "medical" porn shot in infrared some years back by Marne Lucas.

Posted by Noel Black | February 28, 2007 6:54 AM
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I hope that your injuries heal quickly. Like by tomorrow. So that you make it here to Chicago.

Posted by See you Thursday!? | February 28, 2007 10:00 AM
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Bro! Sorry to hear about the injury. So what did it turn out to be, an ankle sprain?

If you'd like, I can recommend a doc on First Hill who's really good with this sort of thing.

Posted by Sean | February 28, 2007 10:05 AM
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I did break my arm snowboarding 3 years ago (my right one...) but ended up meeting my girlfriend and not driving my rig for 8 weeks. Glad you're okay. Stay in the bar and watch other 40 somethings fall...

Posted by Laura | February 28, 2007 2:49 PM
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You're in Boston and didn't call me? My secret crush is SO over.

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