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First off...one hesitates to think of the amount of CGI wizardry it'll take to get Alicia to look anything like ANS. (Although, if they get the guy who did Selma's prosthetic in that John Waters' movie, they could do it old school-style.)

If you're going just for drunk--Tara Reid.

BUT, the answer to this and to every other casting question for the next ten to fifteen years is: Scarlett Johannson.

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...or Kate Winslet.

Posted by pgreyy | February 10, 2007 1:19 PM
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all these cunts are too old

neither charles or I like old cunt

Posted by celisea | February 10, 2007 7:08 PM
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tori spelling seems like the most logical choice to me.

Posted by konstantConsumer | February 11, 2007 9:05 AM
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Speaking for all the old cunts out there I'd like to say that ANS was 39, Scarlett Johannson is what - 19?? So she's not too old... neither is Winslet. And I LUV old cunt.

Posted by oldcunt | February 11, 2007 11:22 AM
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the cup size is totally wrong

Posted by kazoo | February 12, 2007 2:34 AM
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no - you fag - cup size is perfect

but, to be Anna Nicole need much, much bigger tits

Posted by eric | February 12, 2007 2:57 AM
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Posted by hftked smqij | March 1, 2007 11:51 PM

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