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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

TV HOLY SHIT WHAT DAY IS IT?

Posted by LINDY WEST on February 14 at 10:45 AM

Hmm. It seems to me like today is some sort of Extremely Important Holiday…Something that comes after “Stewie’s b-day” but before I was planning to “call Evie on seeing movie”…Something I usually celebrate by passing around the “same-old, same-old”…

Oh, snap! Thanks, Vermont Teddy Bear!
If you haven’t seen this commercial yet, “DON’T PANIC.” It’s not too late:

Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!! I certainly hope I receive something like this today:

Something that will make me feel like this:

Am I right, ladies? Laaaadies?

[Thanks to Meagan, the state of Vermont, the $75 of suckers everywhere (oh, you men!), and God for inventing bears.]

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Comments

1

dammit -- that test tube was supposed to come with a BEAR?!?

Posted by marissa | February 14, 2007 12:00 PM

2

No, if you get bare you get to use the test tube. Or a stick. The kind you p on.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 14, 2007 12:07 PM

3

What kind of office is this? These people all look like contestants on Blind Date. Also, FINALLY, a bear that's guaranteed for LIFE. I'm tired of all these shoddy bears that fall apart after only a couple of uses. Whaaaaat?

PS: Lindy, I heart you.

Posted by Baxter | February 14, 2007 12:17 PM

4

omg! that was the most hilarious thing i've ever seen in my entire life. thank you for making my day!

Posted by kwag | February 14, 2007 12:23 PM

5

omg! that was the most hilarious thing i've ever seen in my entire life. thank you for making my day!

Posted by kwag | February 14, 2007 12:23 PM

6

That is so upsetting. I had no idea women were made so horny by teddy bears.

Posted by David Schmader | February 14, 2007 01:01 PM

7

I told my boyfriend, as we lay together in bed watching this crazy commerical a couple nights ago, that if I ever got a bear from him dressed as a human, I would leave him. I would open the box of bear, point and laugh and perhaps I would shed one tear...but then I would walk out the door.

Posted by Stephanie | February 14, 2007 01:54 PM

8

At long last, a commercial that has exposed Steve from Account Services as the rapist he truly is.

Posted by Meagan | February 14, 2007 02:28 PM

9

Also, screw you for not using this screenshot, you asshole:

Posted by Meagan | February 14, 2007 02:38 PM

10

Now if only someone could figure out how to combine the Vermont Teddy Bear and Tubs to create the greatest romance spectacle ever.

Posted by Michael Klein's Dick | February 14, 2007 02:40 PM

11

Now if only someone could figure out how to combine the Vermont Teddy Bear and Tubs to create the greatest romance spectacle ever.

Posted by Michael Klein's Dick | February 14, 2007 02:41 PM

12

Now if only someone could figure out how to combine the Vermont Teddy Bear and Tubs to create the greatest romance spectacle ever.

Posted by Michael Klein's Dick | February 14, 2007 02:41 PM

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