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dammit -- that test tube was supposed to come with a BEAR?!?

No, if you get bare you get to use the test tube. Or a stick. The kind you p on.

What kind of office is this? These people all look like contestants on Blind Date. Also, FINALLY, a bear that's guaranteed for LIFE. I'm tired of all these shoddy bears that fall apart after only a couple of uses. Whaaaaat?

PS: Lindy, I heart you.

omg! that was the most hilarious thing i've ever seen in my entire life. thank you for making my day!

omg! that was the most hilarious thing i've ever seen in my entire life. thank you for making my day!

That is so upsetting. I had no idea women were made so horny by teddy bears.

I told my boyfriend, as we lay together in bed watching this crazy commerical a couple nights ago, that if I ever got a bear from him dressed as a human, I would leave him. I would open the box of bear, point and laugh and perhaps I would shed one tear...but then I would walk out the door.

At long last, a commercial that has exposed Steve from Account Services as the rapist he truly is.

Also, screw you for not using this screenshot, you asshole:

Now if only someone could figure out how to combine the Vermont Teddy Bear and Tubs to create the greatest romance spectacle ever.

Now if only someone could figure out how to combine the Vermont Teddy Bear and Tubs to create the greatest romance spectacle ever.

Now if only someone could figure out how to combine the Vermont Teddy Bear and Tubs to create the greatest romance spectacle ever.

I hope this helps: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/mattoly/valentine.gif

I can't believe you didn't mention that "bear counselors" are standing by to answer the phone.

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